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Re: Second Three word story
« Reply #60 on: March 20, 2006, 07:39:27 AM »
Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce

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Re: Second Three word story
« Reply #61 on: March 20, 2006, 09:12:57 AM »
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "

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Re: Second Three word story
« Reply #62 on: March 20, 2006, 09:16:05 AM »
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia!"

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Re: Second Three word story
« Reply #63 on: March 20, 2006, 12:07:19 PM »
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa   "

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Re: Second Three word story
« Reply #64 on: March 20, 2006, 02:21:58 PM »
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  "
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Re: Second Three word story
« Reply #65 on: March 20, 2006, 06:08:23 PM »
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high

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Re: Second Three word story
« Reply #66 on: March 20, 2006, 07:27:19 PM »
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful
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Re: Second Three word story
« Reply #67 on: March 21, 2006, 04:51:44 AM »
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed

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Re: Second Three word story
« Reply #68 on: March 21, 2006, 06:24:10 AM »
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was

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Re: Second Three word story
« Reply #69 on: March 21, 2006, 08:27:31 AM »
Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive

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« Reply #70 on: March 21, 2006, 08:32:36 AM »
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

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Re: Second Three word story
« Reply #71 on: March 21, 2006, 09:41:20 AM »
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One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day

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Re: Second Three word story
« Reply #72 on: March 21, 2006, 02:20:53 PM »
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew

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Re: Second Three word story
« Reply #73 on: March 21, 2006, 03:19:28 PM »
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his

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Re: Second Three word story
« Reply #74 on: March 21, 2006, 03:33:46 PM »
One rainy evening the stars were just visible over Newcastle upon Tyne, when out from the drainpipe leapt Kermit The Frog, looking slightly green and desparate for cigarettes. He made his Tyne debut singing "Over the Rainbow" terribly off key.   Miss Piggy, however, sang in tune. Alleycats gathered excitedly hoping to sing 'Auld Lang Syne' in three-part harmony. Some brought pineapples carefully sliced, then ready to throw at every passerby. And Kermit too, brought kiwis for defending himself from Miss Piggy's tomato toss.  Umbrellas opened majestically   Mr. Rogers came holdng Miss Piggy by the throat.

"What's this?" shouted Rogers, wiping red slime off his grimy, nimble fingers.

"Put me down!"

"Long Waaaayyyy Tipperareeee"

"Wow, What a load of sausages!" said Miss Piggy

Big Bird brought Animal with her and Kermit's cigarettes, considerate enough to use a squirtgun she put it on the curb.
Nothing could prepare them for what the cigarettes did. At first it shot flaming sparks right into her bowl of tomatoes, peppers and onions, then it exploded.

The singing stopped. They looked at the colourful mess of pasta sauce and cried out "Oh! Mama Mia! My excellent Salsa has hit the  top note - high in my beautiful Tyneside"   Kermit laughed.

Never again was Kermit as naive, atleast not today.

The following day Doctor Bunsen Honeydew sat at his dog's food bowl
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