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Re: The Crap Joke Thread / Adult Content
« Reply #3690 on: April 27, 2018, 10:22:21 PM »
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office
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Re: The Crap Joke Thread / Adult Content
« Reply #3691 on: May 02, 2018, 10:53:39 AM »
Why don't cats play cards?
Because of the cheetahs.
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« Reply #3692 on: May 06, 2018, 12:41:17 PM »
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.
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Re: The Crap Joke Thread / Adult Content
« Reply #3693 on: May 06, 2018, 01:26:10 PM »
A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre, so the bartender gave her one.
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« Reply #3694 on: May 06, 2018, 03:35:02 PM »
A history professor and a psychology professor were sitting outside a nudist colony when the history professor asked his friend, "Have you read Marx?"  "Yes," replied the psychology professor. "I think it's from the wicker chairs."
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« Reply #3695 on: May 06, 2018, 03:45:43 PM »
Three old ladies were sitting in the park feeding the pigeons, when a man in a long trench coat suddenly jumped out and flashed them. They hadn’t seen such a thing in a very long time and their blood pressure shot up quickly. Ethel let out a gasp and had a stroke. Then Mabel let out a gasp and had a stroke. Myrtle wanted to have a stroke, but she was too far away and couldn’t reach it.
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Re: The Crap Joke Thread / Adult Content
« Reply #3696 on: May 06, 2018, 03:48:26 PM »
Two nuns were riding their bicycles down the back streets of Rome. One leans over to the other and says, ‘I’ve never come this way before.’ The other nun whispers, ‘It’s the cobblestones.’
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« Reply #3697 on: May 06, 2018, 04:00:46 PM »
   “Hi, Viktor. Wow, you sound out of breath.”
   “No, I have more.”
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« Reply #3698 on: May 11, 2018, 01:30:02 PM »
Why are eggs so fragile? They breakfast.
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Re: The Crap Joke Thread / Adult Content
« Reply #3699 on: May 16, 2018, 07:19:35 PM »
Dropping your phone in the toilet will lead to crappy reception.

(That is literally a crap joke.)
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« Reply #3700 on: May 16, 2018, 07:42:26 PM »
Bread jokes are the best because they never get mold.
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« Reply #3701 on: May 18, 2018, 03:20:11 PM »
When you get along with another writer, does that mean you're on the same page?
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Re: The Crap Joke Thread / Adult Content
« Reply #3702 on: Yesterday at 11:00:24 PM »
What does the clock do when it's hungry? Go back for seconds.
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