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Offline Michael Edits

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Re: The Crap Joke Thread / Adult Content
« Reply #3720 on: July 04, 2018, 09:16:25 AM »
News: "Boy George's reptile bites 5 people in one day."

He needs a calmer chameleon.
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« Reply #3721 on: July 04, 2018, 05:02:26 PM »

African bush ranger type character turns up at a small lake full of a skinny-dipping cheerleader team neck deep in the water. 
"Go away!" shouts the cheerleader leader.
"I will," says the ranger, "as soon as I've fed the crocodiles."