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Re: The Crap Joke Thread / Adult Content
« Reply #3675 on: January 28, 2018, 08:03:30 AM »
Do you remember the famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo)?

Well, Picabo is not just an athlete. She is now a nurse currently working at an Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.

She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer. It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, "Picabo, I.C.U."
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« Reply #3676 on: January 28, 2018, 08:04:00 AM »
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
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« Reply #3677 on: January 28, 2018, 09:48:05 AM »
  A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.
  The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered champagne too!'
  'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating.'
  'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.
  'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: 'What are you celebrating?'
  'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
  'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.'
  'That's great!' said the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
  'I used a different cock,' he replied.
  The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said 'What a coincidence!'
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