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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2007, 03:48:53 PM »
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2007, 05:17:16 PM »
                The Lost Weekend at Bernies

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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2007, 04:04:54 AM »
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Fockers
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #33 on: December 02, 2007, 01:44:27 PM »
Mark, that movie sounds Catastrophic, in every sense of the word, even the ones only I know about.

Hitman: the last of the Fockers.

A triple combination, I'd definitely go see this.
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #34 on: December 02, 2007, 01:54:52 PM »
and I bet this would be popular ...

Harry Potter and the Fockers of Azkaban    
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #35 on: December 02, 2007, 02:04:06 PM »
Bambi The Deer Hunter
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #36 on: December 02, 2007, 02:11:15 PM »
When Harry met Thelma & Louise

a double bill along with

Shaft the Fockers
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #37 on: December 02, 2007, 03:27:29 PM »
Gentlemen Prefer Dogs
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #38 on: December 02, 2007, 03:36:08 PM »
and in the same DVD box set ...

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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #39 on: December 02, 2007, 03:43:59 PM »
Hell Raising Arizona

Clive Barker and Joel and Ethan Coen collaborate on this disturbing thriller about a childless couple of misfits who kidnap a quintuplet from a family after the unfaithful wife encounters the zombie of her dead lover, who's being chased by demons with names like Pinhead. Their quest, to save at least one child from a life of hell and in the process create their own (hell).
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #40 on: December 02, 2007, 04:06:47 PM »
O' Brother Where Art Jay and Silent Bob
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #41 on: December 02, 2007, 04:27:38 PM »
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Trainspotting
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2007, 04:22:41 AM »
The Transporter Diaries
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2007, 05:27:09 AM »
Raiders of the Lost Archive

In which a batty professor with a singuarly inappropriate hat and a penchant for being dragged along under passing vehicles whips a bunch of 'freshers's repeatedly as they struggle through the dusty archives and break through into a long-ago walled-off section of the University Library, meeting and surmounting such ancient horrors as the Card Index of Doom, Dewey the (decimal) Destroyer, and 'Stax' a towering semi-animated semi-sentient zigarrat of musty mouldering volumes and scrolls tied with fragile ribbons.

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Silence of the Librarians.  An arty black&white and wholly gratuitous humour-noire in which a seemingly sweet and demure fifty-plus librarian kills anyone who dares speak above a whisper using the silent basilisk stare she has developed over many years.  She then catalogues and indexes the bodies in her 'Special Reference' section where they are neatly shelved and displayed - spine outwards, of course - and dusted once a week in accordance with Library Regulations.
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2007, 05:30:44 AM »
Silence of the Lamb of God
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