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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2007, 07:23:20 AM »
The Wizard of Odd Couple

A bumbling magician who lives over the rainbow is accosted by a very messy man and neat freak who are not gay, although there is nothing wrong with that.
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2007, 02:47:32 PM »
 Two Thousand and 101 Dalmatians A Space Odyssey

In the year 2001 a family of Dalmatians ventures into outer-space and is threatened by an insane computer with wild hair up it's microchip named HAL.
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2007, 03:37:59 PM »
Shaving Private Elephant Man

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A Clockwork Gump

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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2007, 03:49:31 PM »
Shaving Private Elephant Man
I might pay to see that one. ;D
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2007, 03:59:33 PM »
Gone With the Twister

a southern belle watches as little balls of cotton are swirled into the maelstrom while her lover frankly doesn't give a damn.
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2007, 04:33:22 PM »
Snow White and The Seven Years in Tibet

Austrian mountain climber who became friends with the Dalai Lama at the time of China's takeover of Tibet saves the life of a lovely young woman with a kiss after she is poisoned by a cursed apple given to her by a vain and wicked queen.
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2007, 04:35:03 PM »
Thanks spC that reminds me ...

Mr Bean with the wind.

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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2007, 04:40:57 PM »
Some Like It Hard  ;D
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2007, 04:43:05 PM »
Thanks spC that reminds me ...

Mr Bean with the wind.

Deb,

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How sweet and thoughtful of you Mark. :-* Muwah!
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2007, 04:47:56 PM »
It's with those cretins at the board of film censors so who knows how long before it is released.
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2007, 05:00:12 PM »
I can wait. I'll be looking forward to it. :D




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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2007, 05:06:28 PM »
Blood Diamonds Are a Girls Best Friend

An airhead starlet refuses everything but diamonds that families in Africa are dying for until a handsome con-artist (Leonardo DiCaprio) dies to save the day and one man's family from a life of hell on earth.
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2007, 06:27:40 PM »
The Gump Theme

Crouching Tiger Hidden Gump
Midnight Gump
It's a Wonderful Gump
Terminator II - Gumpment Day
The Invisible Gump
Planet of the Gumps
Pulp Gump
Saturday Night Gump
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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2007, 02:04:28 AM »
You forgot

Road to Gumption

You are really slipping.


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Re: Movie Titles For Sequels (That Might Not Quite Make It...)
« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2007, 05:16:58 AM »
Three weddings and a Psycho
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