Just adding a rule: Put a space and name after each turn so we can link answer to person.
1. Snowball
2. Bird poo
3. Idea
4. Rain
5. Sun (I'm bald - don't tell me the sun don't hit!)
6. Baby
7. Son
8. Lighter
9. Empty bottle (8/9 Both thrown by friends)
10. Various people's elbows at gigs
11. Football
12. Beer (that's not strange when you take into account I've been to Glastonbury Festival)
13. Chunk of concrete
14. Rock (people seem to throw a lot of things at me)
15. A horse
16. The ground, after I fell off my horse.
17. My car door
18. A toilet seat
19. My last drink
20. Old plaster statue of a dog (bout ten inch tall, left him on my bed head for ages even though he fell off and got me half a dozen times)
My turn again heh heh
20 things you would find in a scary story:
Wizard
1. Cemetery
2. Bats