Sounds like? I've got more stories to write than I know what to do with. I need six hands and three keyboards! Maybe I should start selling synopsis. What do you think...how much would you pay for these?
Phred-Head...The comedic misadventures of a dog and his young master hitch-hiking up and down the west coast. The dogs name is Phred Phang. He's a 220-pound Saint Bernard/Golden Lab mix, who looks like a cross between Roy Rogers' palamino stallion Trigger and a Spanish fighting bull. The young man's name is...well, nobody really knows his name. He's simply referred to as, 'the guy who hangs out with Phred.' The story is narrated from the first-dog POV.
A Perfect World...Five female space explorers discover a perfect world. No nations, no borders, no wars, no crime, no hate, no greed, no money, no corporations, no pollution--everyone is treated like brothers and sisters, co-existing in perfect harmony. Our explores are convinced they have found a world which sprang from a 'garden of Eden' where Adam and Eve did not partake of the fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. But something is missing. Something so subtle it escapes the attention of our explorers completely. Then one day, the missing piece of the puzzle gets put in place, and our explorers are so outraged, so disgusted, and so angry that they leave and vow never to return or tell anyone about their discovery...they can keep their Perfect World.
The Black Hole--Erotic Adventures through Time and Space...A roguish fellow, being chased by a galactic bounty hunter, gets caught in the gravitational field of a black hole. Every molecule of his body gets shredded by the tremendous gravitational forces, however, he awakens (much to his dismay) to find his immortal soul trapped forever at the center of the black hole. Sometime (?) later he is joined by a black human female

They hate each other and their situation, but soon discover that being in the same place at the same time, you inside of me inside of you so-to-speak, is quite pleasurable. One thing leads to another, and they experience an incredible cosmic orgasm, which propels them out of the black hole and onto a strange planet. Their joy of escape is shortlived, however, as they find themselves in the bodies of two people about to get run over by a fast-moving train. They die, and then experience an excruciating, painful journey back to the black hole. There are a series of escapes and returns, each to a different planet where they find themselves only moments away from death by a variety of means. Their hatred eventually turns to love, which brings about their final escape to a beautiful garden planet. The last scene involves a lion, an apple, and a snake. The last line of the book..."This time, things will be different."
So come on...make me an offer.

Dale