Question of the day:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Chickens normally are kept in chicken pens. The only way a chicken would cross the road is if a chicken got out of the chicken pen.
Chickens don't usually live next to paved roads. But if a chicken does cross a road all you gotta do is get a handful of chicken feed, get where the chicken can see you;start throwing chicken feed ; calling real loud, "chick-chick-chick" and the chicken will cross back across the road.
