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Offline Gyppo

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Out of the mouths of innocents...
« on: November 09, 2017, 02:07:29 PM »
At the dinner table the other day my Grandaughter came out with her latest 'Did you know?' pronouncement.

"Mummy, Daddy.  Did you know it's against the law the have it off in a car."

Stunned silence from the adults.

"Unless you're moving very slowly."

A somewhat trapped look is exchanged between the adults.

Impatient with their slow understanding the little lass scornfully delivers the coup de grace.

"It's the seat belt law!"

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Re: Out of the mouths of innocents...
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2017, 03:06:47 PM »
 :o ;D :o ;D
They do have the capacity to make us blush.