I have a rose in my garden called Tipsy Imperial Concubine, which, in my opinion is the best flower name ever. And yeah, I bought it just so I could say "Go look at the tipsy imperial concubine out by the wood shed!"
Wonder what she had to drink?

I'm sure that beat out the
old blush which I read as old bush, making this funnier than it ought to be to me.

What a glorious name. I had no idea it existed so I looked around on the web. Pretty little thing isn't she?
That's what all the guys say.

Tipsy Imperial Concubine is almost enough to make me want to try and grow roses.
Would that make you a madame?
