Author Topic: Turnabout party  (Read 760 times)

Offline Mark T

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Turnabout party
« on: September 16, 2017, 03:25:54 PM »

There I was, a hairy-legged fellow,
in a yellow mini, high-heel boots
slutty makeup & blow-up boobs.
My ass had a wiggle,
my chest had a jiggle,
my voice had a titter
my wig had some glitter.
It felt just fine to cross the line,
to be a transvestite in the night
with a breeze between my knees,
so I cracked a beer and tried a sneer.
Lucky for me, you see, I had this buddy,
also dressed up as a tart that could spit and fart;
outside for a little smoke, we thought it was all a silly joke.
Some dudes in a bus slowed down for a suss, we lifted up our hems
and showed them the gems – they swerved in horror and sped away again.
Back inside the bar, where the fake men had real tits and socks for cocks
and boot-polish faces with fat cigars, things were going a little too far -
a drunken lumberjack on stilts with a short kilt and a bad back
caused a bizarre disaster that cracked the wall’s plaster
with a wire thong, a gold Zippo and a giant rubber dong.
I was too dizzy to think, my pink drink was too fizzy,
all this mixed-up X and Y made me try to flirt
with an arm-wrestling lesbian in a skirt.
I couldn’t stay, I had to get away,
so I jumped on my gnarly Harley
and hit the road.
No, I mean I really hit the road -
Shit, I couldn’t stop the paramedics from taking photos.

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Re: Turnabout party
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2017, 06:47:57 PM »
 :D :D :D

Shouldn't read your stuff while I sip my latte mate, loved it.
I'm A Binge Thinker: Do It A Lot Somedays, Then Not Much At All.

Don't take life too seriously, none of us get out of it alive. >:D

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Re: Turnabout party
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2017, 03:41:20 PM »

Offline indar

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Re: Turnabout party
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2017, 10:29:05 PM »
This time I totally understand the purpose of the shape of your poem. Funny Mark.