You are an ELF
You're also sick and tired of the same ol' routine year in year out - and the only guy who gets any recognition is the boss!
You have 150 words EXACTLY (note: NOT 149 or 151 or any other number) to write to Santa (address excluded from word count) resigning your position as Chief Elf, setting out your reasons clearly and succinctly.
Deadline: 12 December (that should give Santa enough time to interview a few new potentials ...)
PM your entries to me and I'll post them anonymously for voting.
Symphony