Describe A Famous Book Badly

[humdrumauguries]

Describe a favorite book badly in a sentence or two, then try to guess what others have said!
 
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Boy travels across the universe by snake bite and decides only a fox is worth his time.

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Here's another one!

Man transforms into a book after his wife leaves him for a television.

[Jo Bannister]

Single woman in need of a husband falls for a big house, decides owner isn't as awful as she'd previously thought.  (Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen)

[Spell Chick]

The whale dies.

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The whale dies.

  poor metaphorical whale

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Single woman in need of a husband falls for a big house, decides owner isn't as awful as she'd previously thought.  (Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen)

That's a good one! Let people guess

[Spell Chick]

Russia is cold. They are not masters of quelling armed conflict but can carry on and on and on and on about it.

[Jo Bannister]

Russia is still cold, and still not good at quelling armed conflict, but at least the doctor has someone to keep him warm at nights.

[Spell Chick]

When three ghosts scare the crap out of you, you learn to be nice.

[humdrumauguries]

A Christmas Carol!

[Spell Chick]

Did you get Dr. Zhivago?

I bet Laura did hahahahaha. I crack myself up.



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We are all equal, I'm just equaller.

[Jo Bannister]

Animal Farm - or any political memoir ever written!

Always keep a hold of nurse
for fear of finding something worse.

[Simple Things]

War and Peace.

My mother punched your mother right in the nose.

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War and Peace.

My mother punched your mother right in the nose.

I feel like that's almost an inside joke!

[Jo Bannister]

Dog takes boatload of Victorian gentlemen on river trip; comes back by train.