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Describe A Famous Book Badly
« on: June 05, 2017, 04:36:05 PM »
Describe a favorite book badly in a sentence or two, then try to guess what others have said!
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Boy travels across the universe by snake bite and decides only a fox is worth his time.

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Re: Describe A Famous Book Badly
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2017, 05:00:52 PM »
Here's another one!

Man transforms into a book after his wife leaves him for a television.

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Re: Describe A Famous Book Badly
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2017, 03:44:11 AM »
Single woman in need of a husband falls for a big house, decides owner isn't as awful as she'd previously thought.  (Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen)

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Re: Describe A Famous Book Badly
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2017, 07:39:33 AM »
The whale dies.
Little Bits of History A short essay on something that happened on any day.

Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

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Re: Describe A Famous Book Badly
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2017, 08:53:31 AM »
The whale dies.

 ;) poor metaphorical whale

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Re: Describe A Famous Book Badly
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2017, 09:21:34 AM »
Single woman in need of a husband falls for a big house, decides owner isn't as awful as she'd previously thought.  (Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen)

That's a good one! Let people guess :P

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Re: Describe A Famous Book Badly
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2017, 06:26:05 AM »
Russia is cold. They are not masters of quelling armed conflict but can carry on and on and on and on about it.
Little Bits of History A short essay on something that happened on any day.

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Re: Describe A Famous Book Badly
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2017, 10:16:08 AM »
Russia is still cold, and still not good at quelling armed conflict, but at least the doctor has someone to keep him warm at nights.

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Re: Describe A Famous Book Badly
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2017, 10:38:54 AM »
When three ghosts scare the crap out of you, you learn to be nice.
Little Bits of History A short essay on something that happened on any day.

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Re: Describe A Famous Book Badly
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2017, 09:38:01 AM »
A Christmas Carol! :D

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Re: Describe A Famous Book Badly
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2017, 11:22:59 AM »
Did you get Dr. Zhivago?

I bet Laura did hahahahaha. I crack myself up.



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Re: Describe A Famous Book Badly
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2017, 03:52:35 AM »
Animal Farm - or any political memoir ever written!

Always keep a hold of nurse
for fear of finding something worse.


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Re: Describe A Famous Book Badly
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2017, 08:56:14 AM »
War and Peace.

My mother punched your mother right in the nose.

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Re: Describe A Famous Book Badly
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2017, 09:43:08 AM »
War and Peace.

My mother punched your mother right in the nose.

I feel like that's almost an inside joke!

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Re: Describe A Famous Book Badly
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2017, 03:07:27 PM »
Dog takes boatload of Victorian gentlemen on river trip; comes back by train.