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Offline Mark H

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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #75 on: August 19, 2017, 09:34:51 AM »
"Don't be surprised when I squeeze out a foul-smelling turd into a box of gravel, then kick a load of it over your kitchen floor," she said cattily.
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #76 on: August 19, 2017, 07:22:46 PM »
"Was it the Professor in the Library with the Candlestick?" he asked cluelessly



since I didn't understand the British cluelessly reference
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #77 on: August 20, 2017, 02:37:48 AM »
....since I didn't understand the British cluelessly reference

Try this: http://www.isihac.net/index.php

It may not let you listen to the sample, which would be very sad as you'd miss out on some of the best comedy ever written.


"You can call me Ferrous," he said ironically.
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #78 on: August 22, 2017, 05:17:59 AM »
Don’t worry, they’re not real bullets, he said blankly
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #79 on: August 22, 2017, 05:44:12 AM »
"Would you care to come for a ride on my Vespa?" he asked waspishly.
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #80 on: August 22, 2017, 05:51:22 AM »
I think we should bury her here, he said gravely

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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #81 on: August 22, 2017, 05:51:54 AM »
She’s dead, he said mournfully
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #82 on: August 22, 2017, 05:53:34 AM »
"Because I shot her with arrows bought in Borchester," he said archerly.
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #83 on: August 22, 2017, 07:35:36 AM »
"No go, slow Moe," she said poetically.
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #84 on: August 22, 2017, 07:42:39 AM »
"I’ll sit here paying cards on my own," he said patiently.
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #85 on: August 22, 2017, 08:12:41 AM »
Ah, you must be Ernest, he said wisely
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #86 on: August 22, 2017, 08:33:55 AM »
"Just call me Eric," he said earnestly.
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #87 on: August 22, 2017, 09:06:22 AM »
"No!" he said tersely.
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #88 on: August 22, 2017, 09:07:45 AM »
"They don't come much bigger than this," he said expansively.
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #89 on: August 22, 2017, 09:20:52 AM »
"Nice pointy tits!" he said perkily.
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