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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #60 on: August 12, 2017, 01:24:43 PM »
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #61 on: August 13, 2017, 12:51:15 PM »
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #62 on: August 13, 2017, 12:58:14 PM »
"Iíve been fantasising about the number zero," he said naughtily.
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #63 on: August 13, 2017, 03:29:29 PM »
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #64 on: August 13, 2017, 03:46:09 PM »
"Will you show me your bottom on the 24th of June," he asked playfully.
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #65 on: August 13, 2017, 04:07:23 PM »
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #66 on: August 13, 2017, 06:08:31 PM »
"We are going on a pilgrimage to Melton Mowbray," he said piously.
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #67 on: August 14, 2017, 05:20:53 AM »
"Don't you think this pork pie is a little stale?" he asked somewhat crustily.
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #68 on: August 14, 2017, 05:22:32 AM »
"Try some of this nitrous oxide," the nurse said laughingly.
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #69 on: August 14, 2017, 06:50:52 AM »
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #70 on: August 14, 2017, 07:00:44 AM »
"Hearts are trumps," she said wistfully.
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #71 on: August 14, 2017, 02:04:11 PM »
Not sure this game is silly enough so ...

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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #72 on: August 16, 2017, 07:24:40 AM »
Stirring her drink, "This Old Fashioned is missing something," she said bitterly.
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #73 on: August 16, 2017, 07:28:49 AM »
Man with his wife at the fertility clinic.  "Nothing wrong with my equipment," he said testily.
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Re: Very silly game
« Reply #74 on: August 16, 2017, 07:41:09 AM »
One for the English only I'm afraid ...

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