Author Topic: Very silly game (Read 29356 times)

Mark H · « **Reply #60 on:** August 12, 2017, 01:24:43 PM »

“Here’s a copy of The Dummies Guide to Masturbating,” she said handily.

Spell Chick · « **Reply #61 on:** August 13, 2017, 12:51:15 PM »

"Here's a copy of "The Dummies Guide to Cunnilingus", she lipped off.

Mark H · « **Reply #62 on:** August 13, 2017, 12:58:14 PM »

"I’ve been fantasising about the number zero," he said naughtily.

Jo Bannister · « **Reply #63 on:** August 13, 2017, 03:29:29 PM »

"I've always been follicly challenged," he stated baldly.

Mark H · « **Reply #64 on:** August 13, 2017, 03:46:09 PM »

"Will you show me your bottom on the 24th of June," he asked playfully.

Jo Bannister · « **Reply #65 on:** August 13, 2017, 04:07:23 PM »

"That's around mid-summer," she replied dreamily.

Mark H · « **Reply #66 on:** August 13, 2017, 06:08:31 PM »

"We are going on a pilgrimage to Melton Mowbray," he said piously.

Gyppo · « **Reply #67 on:** August 14, 2017, 05:20:53 AM »

"Don't you think this pork pie is a little stale?" he asked somewhat crustily.

Gyppo · « **Reply #68 on:** August 14, 2017, 05:22:32 AM »

"Try some of this nitrous oxide," the nurse said laughingly.

Jo Bannister · « **Reply #69 on:** August 14, 2017, 06:50:52 AM »

"Line up behind me, all those who want to march on Moscow!" said Napoleon imperiously.

Mark H · « **Reply #70 on:** August 14, 2017, 07:00:44 AM »

"Hearts are trumps," she said wistfully.

Mark H · « **Reply #71 on:** August 14, 2017, 02:04:11 PM »

Not sure this game is silly enough so ...

"Everyone was kung fu fighting," he said bruceyley.

"I’ve just eaten Muttley," said Dick dastardly.

Spell Chick · « **Reply #72 on:** August 16, 2017, 07:24:40 AM »

Stirring her drink, "This Old Fashioned is missing something," she said bitterly.

Gyppo · « **Reply #73 on:** August 16, 2017, 07:28:49 AM »

Man with his wife at the fertility clinic. "Nothing wrong with my equipment," he said testily.

Mark H · « **Reply #74 on:** August 16, 2017, 07:41:09 AM »

One for the English only I'm afraid ...

"I'm sorry, I haven’t got one," said Humphrey cluelessly.