Abbergabber - These fuzzy fiddle faddles never shutup!
Boeboe - May not be the brightest, but just may be the bravest!
Copplecuts - Don't let them cop a feel, they just might cut you!
Danderfloo - These sticky stinky gum drops just might make you sick...
Ebberfats - Chubby blobby tubby toddies slap you silly bitch
Fatterblats - Fatter than an ebberfats, fatterblats will slap you harder!
Gooberbutt - More stinky than a danderfloo, stare too long and shame on you!
Happlelapper - Happlelappers like to lick poop
Inkytinkler - Look out for number 1 of inkytinkler tinkly fun
Joojoobee - small a sweet, but not a treat
Kibberdong - A oddly shaped penis
Lumpkin - A little lumpy pumpkin eater
Mannerpatz - Good ol mannered mannerpatz was well behaved until he spatzed
Numblerbee - Unlike this guy's joojoo cousin, numbler likes to keep things buzzin
Obberclatz - Killer claws and feathered hats, obberclatz is one weird cat
Paddercake - padder padder this this, padder padder suck a bladder
Queebeesheebee - queebeesheebee heebeejeebee, now you do now you don't see me
Rasslefly - There's no hassle like a rasslefly
Sassidunker - Sassidunker will break through your bunker
Tabberlapper - happlelapper may lick poo, but tabberlapper will lick you
Uberoplus - old and tired, grump and ugly, uberoplus's far from bubbly
Vanderwheel - while boeboe is a true dumb dumb, vanderwheel brain's are number 1
Whippersnipper - Young and bold, strong and sturdy, whippersnipper looks real purty
Xantaloptrix - old like an uber, creepy like a luber, xantaloptrix is a pervert
Yoyomama - yoyomama is fat poor and ugly
Zeederbeater - noone knows what is a zeeder, but this creature is it's beater
