HERE'S SOMEWHERE AT PAGE 3
JON (CONT’D)
(in English; to camera)
And.. how I was telling you.. Yes
-- I am making something like a
documentary, but not like.. you
know..boring, this is going to be
epic, for sure it will get one
million views on YouTube.
Mikel walks by, comes back curious, slowly gets in and
approaches. Jon is not aware Mikel is behind him watching.
JON (CONT’D)
(in English; smiling; to
camera)
And I will get more followers on
Instagram for sure. And --
Mikel steps into the conversation while looking at the
camera. Scares the hell out of Jon.
MIKEL
(smiling)
What are you doing?
JON (scared)
What the hell? Dad! Why you never
knock?
MIKEL
(smiling)
The door was open! I was just
curious to see who you’re talking
to.
JON (calmed)
Well, I could have been --
MIKEL
Watching them videos? Like that
time w --
JON
(agitated)
What? -- No! What is wrong with
you? God!
Mikel starts laughing.
JON (CONT’D)
(angry)
Why is that funny? Seriously dad!
Stop.. it’s not funny!
MIKEL
Well, you stop watching adults
stuff kiddo.
JON (loud)
O MY GOD! Dad stop! -- Why are we
-- You know what? I’m not talking
about this anymore.
Mikel looks right into the camera.
MIKEL
Yeah yeah.. Can I just greet
them?
Mikel approaches. Always looking into the camera. Tries
his weird english.
MIKEL
(bad English; strong accent;
to camera)
Hello. My name is Mikel. I am
actor.
JON
Stop! What are you doing. This is
not a video chat.
Jon takes the camera on his hands and places it somewhere
else.
JON (CONT’D)
(while placing the camera)
And stop telling people you’re an
actor. -- You’re a dentist dad!
MIKEL
Hey! We talked about this! I
became a dentist, but.. I was
born an actor!
(to camera, making mimics)
I’m a great actor Jon!
JON
No you’re n -- Who is telling you
that. That freak from the improv
class? Is that weirdo telling you
that?
MIKEL
What are you talking about? He’s
a great guy..
JON
Yeah right.. Whatever.. Let’s go
now. I’m all set.
MIKEL
Okay. Perfect. I’ll get your
luggage to the car.
JON (upset)
I don’t have a luggage! -- I’m
only taking my McKinley backpack.
MIKEL
What? Are you kidding me? That
weird hippy bag?
JON
(irritated)
It’s not -- Okay, can you just
wait for me downstairs please?
Please dad?
MIKEL
Fine.
Mikel leaves looking right into the camera and making
faces. Jon’s now talking to the camera while trying to
stop it.
JON
(in English; unhappy; to
camera)
I will cut this part before I
upload it.. for sure.
Looks right into the camera, makes a fake smile and stops
recording.
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