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Re: Define "something and nothing"
« Reply #45 on: March 28, 2016, 12:43:47 PM »
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Re: Define "something and nothing"
« Reply #46 on: March 29, 2016, 08:56:31 AM »
Large mouth bass, an important fish for American anglers. No one in America understands why foreigners insist on dressing their fish, but they are an odd lot.



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Re: Define "something and nothing"
« Reply #47 on: March 29, 2016, 09:11:32 AM »
...It's exactly like here, but still raining.

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Re: Define "something and nothing"
« Reply #48 on: March 29, 2016, 09:47:36 AM »
Hymn of the lesser known microbiologist cult. Cult members believe that humans, the earth, the solar system, and the galaxies are all just components of one huge microorganism. Their god is a microbiologist, who observes the actions of the world-organism through his giant microscope in the cosmos. The universe is encapsulated on a single microscope slide, forever trapped on the stage of the cosmic microscope.

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Re: Define "something and nothing"
« Reply #49 on: March 29, 2016, 02:18:26 PM »
Those boots may be made for walking, but all these sandals do is dig their heels in!

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Re: Define "something and nothing"
« Reply #50 on: March 29, 2016, 02:24:32 PM »
Any item exactly 4 inches (or alternatively 10 cm) across.

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Re: Define "something and nothing"
« Reply #51 on: March 29, 2016, 03:05:55 PM »
A round of mixed fortunes for a golfer.

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Re: Define "something and nothing"
« Reply #52 on: March 29, 2016, 04:37:41 PM »
An irksome noise (eg scratching, squeaking, scraping) which dominates an otherwise silent room.

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Re: Define "something and nothing"
« Reply #53 on: March 30, 2016, 05:08:00 PM »
A BBC 2 programme where a rabble and a corgi try to round up a sheep called Angharad.

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Re: Define "something and nothing"
« Reply #54 on: March 31, 2016, 07:47:39 AM »
Samuel Clemens's mother's battle cry.




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Re: Define "something and nothing"
« Reply #55 on: March 31, 2016, 10:23:48 AM »
It is not widely known that Russia's oil industry is controlled by a man from Huddersfield.  Asked, in a rare interview, what motivated him, this was his reply.


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Re: Define "something and nothing"
« Reply #56 on: March 31, 2016, 01:14:40 PM »
The story of a successful stalker and the woman he kidnapped.




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Re: Define "something and nothing"
« Reply #57 on: March 31, 2016, 06:48:30 PM »
Aka "forest for the trees" syndrome, the cry of someone who cannot see that the whole contains the part

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Re: Define "something and nothing"
« Reply #58 on: April 01, 2016, 09:30:57 AM »
Tattoo on Hitler's thigh.

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Re: Define "something and nothing"
« Reply #59 on: April 02, 2016, 03:38:52 AM »
Mantram used by flying carpet yogis.

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