Define "something and nothing"

[Mark H]

The first rule of fellatio club.

Are we there yet?

[Spell Chick]

Large mouth bass, an important fish for American anglers. No one in America understands why foreigners insist on dressing their fish, but they are an odd lot.



SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW

[Jo Bannister]

...It's exactly like here, but still raining.

ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE

[Amie]

Hymn of the lesser known microbiologist cult. Cult members believe that humans, the earth, the solar system, and the galaxies are all just components of one huge microorganism. Their god is a microbiologist, who observes the actions of the world-organism through his giant microscope in the cosmos. The universe is encapsulated on a single microscope slide, forever trapped on the stage of the cosmic microscope.

"Stubborn as a mule"

[Jo Bannister]

Those boots may be made for walking, but all these sandals do is dig their heels in!

THICK AS TWO SHORT PLANKS

[Amie]

Any item exactly 4 inches (or alternatively 10 cm) across.

"A slice of heaven"

[Jo Bannister]

A round of mixed fortunes for a golfer.

QUIET AS A MOUSE

[Amie]

An irksome noise (eg scratching, squeaking, scraping) which dominates an otherwise silent room.

"Everyone and their dog"

[Mark H]

A BBC 2 programme where a rabble and a corgi try to round up a sheep called Angharad.

Never the twain.

[Spell Chick]

Samuel Clemens's mother's battle cry.




TOIL AND TROUBLE

[Jo Bannister]

It is not widely known that Russia's oil industry is controlled by a man from Huddersfield.  Asked, in a rare interview, what motivated him, this was his reply.


BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

[Spell Chick]

The story of a successful stalker and the woman he kidnapped.




A HORSE, A HORSE, MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE

[Amie]

Aka "forest for the trees" syndrome, the cry of someone who cannot see that the whole contains the part

"Keep your eye on the ball"

[Mark H]

Tattoo on Hitler's thigh.

"To hover is divine."

[Amie]

Mantram used by flying carpet yogis.

"If I were you, ..."