CHRISSY
(Cont’d) (V.O.) Lo and behold, he then started running towards you and yelling incoherently.
Robber runs and yells incoherently.
CHRISSY (CONT’D)
(V.O) You had paused by this point and remained in place, doing a few shadow kicks and punches to dissuade him as much as you could.
Guy ready’s himself for a fight.
CHRISSY (CONT’D)
(V.O) And finally, the moment I was waiting for; the conclusion.
CHRISSY (CONT’D)
(V.O) With him running toward you, you maneuvered yourself
to execute a roundhouse kick, which if executed perfectly,
You would have kicked his head off completely.
CHRISSY (CONT’D)
(V.O) Trust me. I am from Cleveland and that’s how it works
CHRISSY
(V.O) As the moment of impact neared, I was hoping you would try to kick his head toward me. And then use that as an opening to ask for my number...
So I kept close watch believe you me.
Chrissy keeps close watch.
CHRISSY (CONT’D)
(V.O simultaneously) ’Suck on this criminal!’ You said, when twisting and readying your body to take him out.
GUY
(Simultaneously with V.O) Suck on this this criminal.
CHRISSY
(V.O) But unfortunately your foot hit a parking meter and he was able to just beat the shit out of you since he had the upper hand on the first move. Guy’s foot kicks parking meter.
CHRISSY (CONT’D)
(V.O) He literally just kicked your ass, then for some reason took your pants off as a form of psychological punishment.
Guy is wearing baggy pants that hipsters like to wear and therefore, were easy for the robber to remove from the guy since he kept offering up his legs as a defense while on his back.
CHRISSY (CONT’D)
(V.O.)You laid there in just a white button down and underpants and cried until the police showed up and someone gave you tea.
The guy pleads his case the police. The older woman whose purse was stolen gave the guy tea. Someone else gave him a blanket.
CHRISSY (CONT’D) (V.O)
But I think it’s cool that you at least tried to do something. And for that you get a date with me.
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INT. APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM, CONT’D CHRISSY WRAPS IT UP.
CHRISSY
(V.O) My name is Chrissy.
Cat rubs-up on Chrissy.
I have a cat, some ambiguous loan debt, and I drive Kia.
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EXT. PARKING AREA, CAR - DAY
(Daydream sequence) Chrissy and "the guy" sit in Kia conversing and eating sushi in the front seat.
CHRISSY
(V.O) Let’s get some sushi and talk about society together.
CHRISSY (CONT’D) (V.O)
Hope to hear from you...
CHRISSY (CONT’D) (V.O)
Chrissy.
FADE TO:
INT. DINER, TABLE, (CON’T)
CHRISSY
So, here I am, almost a month later, wondering if I’ll ever see this guy again.
The waitress is amused but is summoned back to work.
WAITRESS
Wow. That’s unbelievable. Well, I hope you find your superman.
The waitress hurries back to work.
Chrissy, hangs on her words for a moment, and then takes a huge bite of her biscotti and then another. And at that very moment, as she looks out the window, the [guy]—the guy she is looking for is getting off a bus.
She jumps up from the table and frantically rushes out the door. As she struggle to put her coat on, she tries to yell at the guy with a mouth full of biscotti.
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EXT. BUSTY STREET OUTSIDE DINER - DAY
CHRISSY (INCOHERENTLY)
mmm, mmm!
She swallows as fast as she can but, the guy can’t hear a mumbling girl across the street so he continue on his way.
CHRISSY (CONT’D)
Oh my god, wait!
Parked cars and traffic obstruct her view as she tries to keep up.
CHRISSY (CONT’D)
Hey, Wait!
Chrissy stops at the corner and waits for traffic to pass before she can walk across the street.
But, suddenly out of nowhere, the purse snatcher, the same purse snatcher, jumps out from the shadows and grabs Chrissy’s purse.
CHRISSY (SCREAMS)...
Hey, what the hell?
The guy turns to look.
CHRISSY (CONT’D)
Let go of my purse, you stupid jerk.
Let go of my purse!
Let go of my purse!
The robber and Chrissy fight over it in a tug-of-war.
CHRISSY (CONT’D)
Help me!
At first the guy is shocked to see yet another robbery. He seems to recognize Chrissy, and then recognizes the purse snatcher. The purse snatcher and the guy lock-eyes, and this scares the guy.
Chrissy scrams for help one last time.
CHRISSY
Hey, Help!
But the guy clearly ignores what is happening, Chrissy deflates and loses the battle for the purse, then falls to the ground in disbelief.
People start to gather around. Dazed by the whole event that
Chrissy can’t even hear the people around who are trying to console her.
THE END.
FADE TO BLACK.