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Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #75 on: March 24, 2017, 10:29:38 AM »
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Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #76 on: March 24, 2017, 01:54:41 PM »
I want the inside scoop, it's where all the fudge swirls are.

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Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #77 on: April 04, 2017, 02:53:07 AM »
You can lead a horse to water but you can't always keep it from going in for a dip


He who laughs last probably took awhile to get the joke.
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Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #78 on: April 04, 2017, 03:45:38 AM »
If at first you don't succeed you're probably doing it wrong.

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Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #79 on: April 04, 2017, 05:13:55 AM »
Did you ever stop to think and forget to start again?


It's like taking a stick to poke a fight.
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Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #80 on: April 04, 2017, 10:16:34 AM »
He who laughs last is probably German.
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Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #81 on: April 04, 2017, 05:12:57 PM »
If at first you dun't succeed, try, try again.

Wait. I screwed up. Gimme a sec...

If at fist you don't scuceed, try, try again.

No, that's not right either, is it?

If you don't try, try succeeding with

Shit.

Forget it, I give up.


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Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #82 on: April 05, 2017, 03:03:43 AM »
As my mom used to say, "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

I've never met a gift horse and am perplexed as to why one would want to look any kind of gift giver in the mouth.


Would people be more apt to obey the law if it had a short arm instead of a long one?
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Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #83 on: April 05, 2017, 04:59:32 AM »
You can lead a horse to drink but you can't make it water.  (One of Mum's sayings.)
My website is currently having a holiday, but will return like the $6,000,000 man.  Bigger, stronger, etc.

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Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #84 on: April 05, 2017, 09:58:58 AM »
Nothing sucks seeds like a toothless budgie.

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Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #85 on: April 06, 2017, 04:37:38 AM »
Nothing ventured nothing lost.


It's not the destination, it's whether or not you'll find vacancy so you can rest while you are on the way.


Do not cast pearls before swine flu.


Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating a space where no one else can find you.


Strive not to be a success, but rather to stay out of debt.
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Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #86 on: April 06, 2017, 10:19:03 AM »
Sometimes you gotta risk it, if you want the biscuit.

But if you're not that thrilled about biscuits, better play it safe.

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Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #87 on: April 07, 2017, 03:36:42 AM »
Red sky at night,
shepherd's delight;
red sky in the morning,
he's set fire to his awning.

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Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #88 on: April 21, 2017, 04:28:12 PM »
Duty barks.

He set sail to the dark side of the sun never to reach his destination.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb