Author Topic: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.  (Read 14358 times)

Offline Spell Chick

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 49353
  • Choose well
    • Little Bits of History
Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #45 on: January 23, 2017, 11:06:29 AM »
Anti-theft packaging makes waste.
Little Bits of History A short essay on something that happened on any day.

Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Gavin.Marconi

  • Guest
Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #46 on: January 25, 2017, 09:01:24 AM »
Actions speak louder than words; especially if you wear brass knuckles.

Gavin.Marconi

  • Guest
Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #47 on: January 27, 2017, 12:57:26 PM »
It's better to be pissed off, than pissed on; unless you're into water sports.

Offline Spell Chick

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 49353
  • Choose well
    • Little Bits of History
Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #48 on: January 28, 2017, 07:45:10 AM »
Frankly, Scarrlett, I don't mind you wearing the curtains so much, but please take the rod out of the shoulders.
Little Bits of History A short essay on something that happened on any day.

Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Jo Bannister

  • Guest
Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #49 on: January 28, 2017, 10:00:16 AM »
Tomorrow is another day.  Or did you know that already?


Offline Gyppo

  • Esteemed Contributor
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 72244
  • I've been writing ever since I realised I could.
Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #50 on: January 28, 2017, 10:03:34 AM »
The past is a foreign land, they do things differently there.  But at least they speak the same language.
My website is currently having a holiday, but will return like the $6,000,000 man.  Bigger, stronger, etc.

In the meantime, why not take pity on a starving author and visit my book sales page at http://stores.lulu.com/gyppo1

Offline Spell Chick

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 49353
  • Choose well
    • Little Bits of History
Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #51 on: January 28, 2017, 01:05:28 PM »
Make your own bed, fluff the pillows, nap on the couch.
Little Bits of History A short essay on something that happened on any day.

Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Jo Bannister

  • Guest
Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #52 on: January 29, 2017, 09:03:20 AM »
It takes all sorts to make a world.  I'm one of the sorts it takes all of.

Offline Spell Chick

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 49353
  • Choose well
    • Little Bits of History
Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #53 on: January 29, 2017, 09:14:13 AM »
Singing in the rain, because some rat bastard stole my umbrella.
Little Bits of History A short essay on something that happened on any day.

Imperfect Reason My thoughts, such as they are.

Offline thatollie

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1443
Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #54 on: January 29, 2017, 02:09:23 PM »
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw... well, pretty much anything.

Better late than never, unless you're four hours late and completely hammered. Then, you should probably just phone in sick.

There is no such thing as a free lunch, unless you root around in the trash.

There's no place like home. Everywhere else, the weirdos don't know you.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth unless you're from Troy.

You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, because the bit of the egg you're supposed to eat is on the inside. So, maybe you shouldn't throw them on the floor.

Those who help themselves don't need god to help them.

If it isn't broke, don't fix it. Unless it performs so poorly that it's affecting your business.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you, unless it also bitch slaps you.

If you can't beat 'em, leave 'em alone and they'll probably get bored of you.
Never make a decision standing up.

Offline Gyppo

  • Esteemed Contributor
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 72244
  • I've been writing ever since I realised I could.
Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #55 on: January 29, 2017, 02:38:38 PM »
Never look a gift horse in the mouth unless you're from Troy.

Nice list, Ollie.  But checking the mouth of the wooden horse wouldn't have helped because the troops were hidden in the belly.  Allegedly.

=====

Why are missing objects always in the last place you look?  Because only an idiot would carry on looking after they'd found whatever was missing.
My website is currently having a holiday, but will return like the $6,000,000 man.  Bigger, stronger, etc.

In the meantime, why not take pity on a starving author and visit my book sales page at http://stores.lulu.com/gyppo1

Jo Bannister

  • Guest
Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #56 on: January 30, 2017, 01:56:41 PM »
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw... well, pretty much anything.


Those who help themselves don't need god to help them.


Dis my favourite!

So... It takes a dyslexic agnostic insomniac to lie awake nights wondering if there is a dog.

Offline thatollie

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1443
Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #57 on: February 11, 2017, 06:04:56 PM »
When in Rome, do as the Romans do... practice centuries of Christian oppression.

One man's treasure is another man's trash.

Necessity is the mother of asking random strangers for money.

A penny saved is still just a penny.

If you can't judge a book by it's cover, then its cover failed to convey whether you would like it or not.

Good things come to people, some of them waited for it.

The grass is always greener on the side where the sun shines.

If you want something done right, you should hire someone who knows how to do it right.

Don't put your eggs in one basket. Unless they're literal eggs, then one basket is probably the right number.
Never make a decision standing up.

Offline DGSquared

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8963
  • May the farce be with you.
    • Station Shorts
Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #58 on: February 14, 2017, 12:38:24 AM »
Hoof in mouth disease is tripping all over yourself while you're busy opening your mouth only to change feet. You become a rolling stone with no time to floss.

Dyslexics untie! (Not mine but a personal favorite.)

Two birds in the hand are better than two in the bush. If you like handling birds.

The early bird catches the worm but that doesn't mean she has to eat it.

The early bird catches the fish according to Grandpa.

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

Offline DGSquared

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8963
  • May the farce be with you.
    • Station Shorts
Re: Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.
« Reply #59 on: February 14, 2017, 12:46:33 AM »
You can lead a horse to water but you can't keep a pirate out of the rum.

Easy come. Easy went home.


Fishers of men are Coast Guard rescuers and lifeguards.

People who live in glass houses don't like it when the wind kicks up or it's hailing outside. They don't like it when it's hailing inside either. Just saying.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb