Twisted: A new game for you word wranglers.

[Jo Bannister]

There's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip - especially if the cup's full of gin.

[Spell Chick]

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

[insert list from Kamasutra]

[Gavin.Marconi]

Don't beat off around the bush, you will be arrested for public lewdness.

[Arkie]

A watched pot still boils and sometimes boils over.

[Jo Bannister]

A stitch in time means you've been running too fast.

[Spell Chick]

In for a penny, you cheap bastard. What's with just penny ante poker night?

[Gavin.Marconi]

You might want to get rid of that chip on your shoulder. No, really, there's a chipmunk on your shoulder!

[Jo Bannister]

The wages of sin is death - but the hours are good.

[Gyppo]

All men dream but not equally, for some do it whilst driving and thus their dreams are curtailed.

[Spell Chick]

All that glitters is not zirconium

[Jo Bannister]

Shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted will stop it coming home and make you buy a nice little car instead.

[Gyppo]

You can't bolt the stable door by dropping a carrot through the hasp.

[Spell Chick]

It is better to light a candle than to use one of the newfangled light bulbs that take forever to light.

[Jo Bannister]

Paddle your own canoe - but if it's someone else's canoe, steal an outboard engine as well.

[Gyppo]

Teach a man to fish and you'll keep the tackle manufacturers in business.

Teach a man to make his own tackle and they won't see him for years.  (And probably neither will his wife.)