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Will & Greg
Written By
Will Dukeman
1/20/2015
1
EXT. OPENING SCENE - TACO BELL 00:04:20
Greg and Will, both a medium build and 18 years old, pull
into a taco bell to order food through the drive through in
a car.
DRIVE THROUGH ATTENDANT
Can I take your order?
GREG
Ah... Ya can I get a grande meal...
and a number seven with a baja
blast for the drink.
DRIVE THROUGH ATTENDANT
Crunchy or soft for the tacos?
GREG
Crunchy.
DRIVE THROUGH ATTENDANT
Is that it?
GREG
Will do you want anything?
WILL
(Will leans closer to the drivers
side window from the passenger
seat.)
Ah... No that's not it... Can we
also get a number eight, crunchy
with no lettuce and a diet soda.
DRIVE THROUGH ATTENDANT
Ok is that it?
GREG
Ya that's it.
DRIVE THROUGH ATTENDANT
That Will be $24.96, please pull
forward.
Greg pulls the car forward in line behind a car.
WILL
(Laughing)
Dude, do you think you ordered
enough food?
GREG
Shut the fuck up you ordered three
tacos with no lettuce and a diet
soda! Be a man and eat some food
for once.
WILL
Fuck off! Your going to do the same
thing you do every time. Your going
to eat your number 7 and get about
halfway through the grande meal,
get full, and than throw out the
rest of it.
Greg looks at Will with a stupid look on his face smiling
because he knows Will is right. Greg pulls the car forward
to the window.
DRIVE THROUGH ATTENDANT
It's $24.96.
Greg hands the Drive through attendant $25. She hands him
back the receipt with the change.
GREG
Thanks.
The food comes out and Greg takes it from the attendant and
hands it to Will in the passenger seat.
GREG
Thanks.
DRIVE THROUGH ATTENDANT
No problem, have a nice day.
GREG
You too.
Greg pulls away and parks in the parking lot. They both
start opening there tacos and start eating them.
GREG
So when is your mom leaving to go
see your dad for the weekend?
WILL
I'm driving her to the airport
Friday morning.
GREG
Where his he again?
WILL
Pittsburgh.
GREG
Nice, nice, so we going to have the
(MORE)
GREG (CONT'D)
whole weekend to do what ever and
throw a party?
WILL
Sort of.
GREG
Sort of?... What the hell does that
mean?
WILL
My sister is going to be there the
whole weekend because my parents
don't trust me with the house. So a
party is going to be dependant on
her.
GREG
YES!!! so this is the weekend I
become your brother in law huh?
huh?
Greg nudges Wills shoulder with his elbow.
WILL
Your and idiot. You have a better
chance of finishing that grande
meal than becoming my brother
in-law. And we both know you've
never finished one. Plus she has a
boyfriend and they have been
together for like, 2 years. Your
dreaming.
GREG
Whatever, your just pissed because
your sister wants my nuts and there
is nothing you can do about it.
WILL
Nothing I can do about it? I'll
beat your ass that's what i'll do.
GREG
I would like to see your no
lettuce, diet soda drinking ass try
too?
WILL
Whatever, keep eating half a grande
meal and a number 7 and see what
happens in a few years... fat ass.
GREG
Fat ass? Try looking in the mirror
tubby, you wish you looked as good
as this.
Greg Bites into another taco with 5 big bites eating the
entire taco.
GREG
I'm starting to get a little full.
WILL
Shocker. not going to finish the
grande meal again.
GREG
Fuck up lets get out of here.
They consolidate the leftover trash into one bag and Greg
pulls out of the parking lot.
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Title up - Will & greg
INT. WILLS HOUSE - LIVING ROOM 00:06:51
Greg and Will are sitting on the couch watching tv.
WILL
There's nothing ever good on tv
this time of day.
GREG
That's because it's Wednesday, your
parents are too cheap and they have
basic cable.
WILL
True, True. Fucking insane! 120
channels of just pure shit!
Will flips to a channel with Dr. Phil on it.
DR. PHIL
What bothers you the most about
this relationship.
WOMAN ON DR. PHIL
My husbands says it's my job to
fill his stomach and empty his
balls.
GREG
Yes! That guy knows what's up!
Will switches to a nature channel that has some hippos in a
small pond.
WILL
Oh sweat nature channel.
GREG
I'm not watching this. If you want
to watch a bunch of hippos swimming
around just put honey boo boo on.
Didn't they just get a swimming
pool or something?
WILL
(laughing)
I don't know.
Will keeps flipping through the channels. Linda (Wills
mother) walks into the room with a large glass of wine and a
little tipsy.
LINDA
Hello boys.
GREG
Hi Mrs. Anderson.
LINDA
What are you guys up too?
GREG
(with a sarcastic tone)
Just waiting for you to leave on
Friday so we can throw a rager.
LINDA
Very funny Greg, Mr. Anderson would
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LINDA (CONT'D)
drown you both in the pool if you
did that.
GREG
(With Sarcastic tone)
I guess that is a risk we are going
to have to take.
LINDA
Your too funny Greg.
GREG
Well you know, I try.
LINDA
Will, can you bring me up the
suitcases from the basement so I
can clean them for Friday.
WILL
Ya, ya I Will.
LINDA
Today! Please.
WILL
(In a long drawn out
voice)
Yup.
Linda walks out of the room.
GREG
Is your mom drunk?
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WILL
Is that a serious question? It's
after 10am of course she is drunk.
