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Offline Gyppo

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Re: Grammar, Who Needs Grammar?
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2015, 02:30:50 PM »
Another headline allegedy from WW2.

"French push bottles up Germans rear.
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Re: Grammar, Who Needs Grammar?
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2015, 05:20:05 PM »
 If the smallest hole appears after six months' wear, we will make another absolutely free
-A sign in a tailor's window

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Re: Grammar, Who Needs Grammar?
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2015, 06:51:39 PM »
'Stephen Gough stood at Southampton Crown Court wearing only a hat accused of breaching an Anti Social Behaviour Order placed on him requiring him to cover up.'
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Re: Grammar, Who Needs Grammar?
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2015, 07:01:28 PM »
'Stephen Gough stood at Southampton Crown Court wearing only a hat accused of breaching an Anti Social Behaviour Order placed on him requiring him to cover up.'

A hat with attitude.  ;D

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Re: Grammar, Who Needs Grammar?
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2015, 03:38:09 AM »
WW2 headline: PATTON FLIES BACK TO FRONT

London newspaper headline: TUBE TRAIN FIRE: PASSENGERS ALIGHT


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Re: Grammar, Who Needs Grammar?
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2015, 10:46:58 AM »


True Story:  When I was a kid my father used to tell me about the sign outside his father's shop.

TWIDLE'S TROUSERS ARE DOWN THIS WEEK.

They certainly sold a lot of them! 

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Re: Grammar, Who Needs Grammar?
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2015, 10:03:46 PM »
 Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
-A sign in a laundry mat.

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Re: Grammar, Who Needs Grammar?
« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2015, 10:11:02 PM »
The name of a man in the military- Private Outhouse

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Re: Grammar, Who Needs Grammar?
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2015, 04:13:16 AM »
Name from a Telegraph obituary: Lt-Col. Pine-Coffin