The MWC Bar/Red Barren Bar

[Noizchild]

Are you listening to me?

[nosuchmember]

"Bartender. You remember the lady who was
looking for the nail salon!?"

"A lots of ladies look for the nail salon!"

"The one that thinks I can post more than
 one post at a time...."

"Oh yeah, I remember now. Why?"

"She's back." 

"Yeah. What's she doing now?"

"I thinks she's talking to herself...." 

[nosuchmember]

"I'm thinking about getting a night time job."

Bartender handing jt a glass of Lala...

"Don't you think you should  get a
daytime job first!?"

"I thought about it..... even looked
in the want ads...." 

"Did you find annnnyy job you
might like?"

"Yeah.... I liked all of 'em. but none of 'em
hires anyone who drinks...... "

"So... Why you wantin a night time job!?"

Bartender handing jt another Lala....

" I don't want a night time job!"

 

"I'm thinkin...ain't the same as
I'm wantin too...  Besides...
if I wouldn't give Lalas up for a
day time job I'd like...
I sure ain't gonna give my Lalas up
for a night job  that I'd hate..."

"How many Lalas did you drink before
you got here....."

"A couple.... two or three..." 

[Noizchild]

You don't have to double post here. Tone it back some. Respond once if you understand.

[nosuchmember]

Bartender!! Bar that lady!"   

 

"What lady!? You and me
are the only ones here."

Handing jt a Lala...

"WOW!. . . That means
Nobody's here. . . but
Me.. you ..... and the
 imaginary lady "      

[nosuchmember]

"Back so soon jt....."

Setting a Lala on the counter in front of jt...

"I DON'T WANT THAT....."

 

"You stopped drinkin Lalas!?"

"No. Give me a bottle of tequila and
moonshine.....
And if you see that invisible lady
tell her to get her invisible spammer
out of the Coffee Shop....."

"Are you sure its a spammer!?" 

"It's a spammer-I called MWC cop
told her about it....
She disappeared and hasn't been seen
since."

"You thinkin what I'm thinkin jt!"

"yeah...Both those invisible people are mad
they don't run this invisible bar anymore..."

[Noizchild]

Tone it down with the posting.

[nosuchmember]

"What happened to you jt!? You  look
like a walking zombie."

"I feel like one too.....Too many Lalas
I reckon . . .make me a Gin-la."

 
"What's a Gin-la jt "

"Half gin, a third tequila, and a third moonshine...
add ice ......but... salt the rim of the glass first....
and you got yourself a Gin-la. "

"Where do you come up with these crazy drink
recipes jt?"

"Believe it or not I invent these recipes as I'm
postin on the Red Barren Bar board...." 

"What do you want me to do with the La-la!?" 
(bartender pointing at the glass of Lala on the bar
counter ,in front of jt.....)

"Drink it...Wouldn't want it to go to waste....."

Laugh leaves jt's face 

"What's wrong jt!?"

"That invisible lady  is back! I'll drink the Gin-la and the Lala
that will make the invisible lady disappear faster." 

[Noizchild]

Thank you so much.

[nosuchmember]

I think I'll drink just the Gin-la...
After I drink the La-la and the Gin-la
 the invisible lady started acting strange..."

"What do you mean!"

You know that invisible person the lady was talkin
to!? She thanked him/her/whatever... very much." 
 
"You don't say...Well how bout that..." 


Bartender setting a La-la  and Gin-la on the counter
in front of jt...

"I only ordered one!"

"Drink both of 'em and the lady might
keep on bein nice.. You never know." 

In that case give me two La-las  and
two Gin-la!" 

[Noizchild]

I'm making good time today.

[nosuchmember]

"Bartender...Do you have a magic marker and
a piece of cardboard?"

'Let me look under the bar jt."

Handing the cardboard and
marker to jt.

"What you gonna do with it/"

I'm gonna make a sign:FREE LA-LAS"

 
"And whose gonna pay for the La-las!?"

"The next invisible person who comes in....." 

[Noizchild]

Another day to burn through? We'll see?

[nosuchmember]

"Give me a La-la with a Gin-la for a chaser!"

"What's wrong jt?"

"Nothin..."

"Come on jt tell me....."

"Nope..."

"Why is that!?"

"Too many invisible people
in the bar...Besides 
the Red Barren Bar walls are
paper thin.   ---tellin you
would be like puttin it
in the newspaper. "

jt downs the La-la.

"Come on jt I won't tell...."

"Did MWC get a tanning room!?"

 

Did I say that!"

[Gyppo]

Many years ago MWC used to have an Opium Den, (never all that popular, but it was there in the lower levels started by someone who finally got banned), so a tanning room shouldn't be a problem.