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Re: The MWC Bar/Red Barren Bar
« Reply #123780 on: October 30, 2018, 10:39:16 PM »
Are you listening to me?
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Re: The MWC Bar/Red Barren Bar
« Reply #123781 on: October 30, 2018, 10:57:02 PM »
"Bartender. You remember the lady who was
looking for the nail salon!?"

"A lots of ladies look for the nail salon!"

"The one that thinks I can post more than
 one post at a time...."

"Oh yeah, I remember now. Why?"

"She's back."  :-\

"Yeah. What's she doing now?" ???

"I thinks she's talking to herself...."  ;D

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Re: The MWC Bar/Red Barren Bar
« Reply #123782 on: November 01, 2018, 07:59:04 PM »
"I'm thinking about getting a night time job.">:(

Bartender handing jt a glass of Lala... :o

"Don't you think you should  get a
daytime job first!?"


"I thought about it..... even looked
in the want ads...." 
:)

"Did you find annnnyy job you
might like?"


"Yeah.... I liked all of 'em. but none of 'em
hires anyone who drinks...... "

"So... Why you wantin a night time job!?"

Bartender handing jt another Lala....

" I don't want a night time job!" ???

 >:(

"I'm thinkin...ain't the same as
I'm wantin too...  Besides...
if I wouldn't give Lalas up for a
day time job I'd like...
I sure ain't gonna give my Lalas up
for a night job  that I'd hate..."
;D

"How many Lalas did you drink before
you got here....."
::)

"A couple.... ;) two or three..."  ;D





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Re: The MWC Bar/Red Barren Bar
« Reply #123783 on: November 01, 2018, 10:44:28 PM »
You don't have to double post here. Tone it back some. Respond once if you understand.
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Re: The MWC Bar/Red Barren Bar
« Reply #123784 on: November 01, 2018, 11:05:19 PM »
Bartender!! Bar that lady!"   8)

 ???

"What lady!? You and me
are the only ones here."

Handing jt a Lala...

"WOW!. . . That means
Nobody's here. . . but
Me.. you ..... and the
 imaginary lady "   ;D   
« Last Edit: November 01, 2018, 11:19:28 PM by JanTetstone »

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Re: The MWC Bar/Red Barren Bar
« Reply #123785 on: November 02, 2018, 09:22:23 AM »
"Back so soon jt....."

Setting a Lala on the counter in front of jt...

"I DON'T WANT THAT....."

 :o :o :o :o

"You stopped drinkin Lalas!?" ???

"No. Give me a bottle of tequila and
moonshine.....
And if you see that invisible lady
tell her to get her invisible spammer
out of the Coffee Shop....."

"Are you sure its a spammer!?"  :-\

"It's a spammer-I called MWC cop
told her about it....
She disappeared and hasn't been seen
since."

"You thinkin what I'm thinkin jt!"

"yeah...Both those invisible people are mad
they don't run this invisible bar anymore..." ;D


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Re: The MWC Bar/Red Barren Bar
« Reply #123786 on: November 02, 2018, 07:39:14 PM »
Tone it down with the posting.
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Re: The MWC Bar/Red Barren Bar
« Reply #123787 on: November 02, 2018, 07:55:36 PM »
"What happened to you jt!? You  look
like a walking zombie." :o :o

"I feel like one too.....Too many Lalas
I reckon . . .make me a Gin-la." :-\

 ??? ???
"What's a Gin-la jt "

"Half gin, a third tequila, and a third moonshine...
add ice ......but... salt the rim of the glass first....
and you got yourself a Gin-la. " :)

"Where do you come up with these crazy drink
recipes jt?" ???

"Believe it or not I invent these recipes as I'm
postin on the Red Barren Bar board...."  ;) ;)

"What do you want me to do with the La-la!?"  ???
(bartender pointing at the glass of Lala on the bar
counter ,in front of jt.....)

"Drink it...Wouldn't want it to go to waste....." ;D

Laugh leaves jt's face  :-\

"What's wrong jt!?"

"That invisible lady  is back! I'll drink the Gin-la and the Lala
that will make the invisible lady disappear faster."  ;D

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Re: The MWC Bar/Red Barren Bar
« Reply #123788 on: November 03, 2018, 09:22:49 PM »
Thank you so much.
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Re: The MWC Bar/Red Barren Bar
« Reply #123789 on: November 03, 2018, 09:59:41 PM »
I think I'll drink just the Gin-la...
After I drink the La-la and the Gin-la
 the invisible lady started acting strange..." :-\

"What do you mean!" ??? ???

You know that invisible person the lady was talkin
to!? She thanked him/her/whatever... very much."  ::)
 
"You don't say...Well how bout that...":o  :o


Bartender setting a La-la  and Gin-la on the counter
in front of jt...

"I only ordered one!" 8)

"Drink both of 'em and the lady might
keep on bein nice.. You never know."  ;)

In that case give me two La-las  and
two Gin-la!"  ;D

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Re: The MWC Bar/Red Barren Bar
« Reply #123790 on: November 04, 2018, 06:38:33 PM »
I'm making good time today.
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Re: The MWC Bar/Red Barren Bar
« Reply #123791 on: November 04, 2018, 07:07:17 PM »
"Bartender...Do you have a magic marker and
a piece of cardboard?" ???

'Let me look under the bar jt."

Handing the cardboard and
marker to jt.

"What you gonna do with it/" ???

I'm gonna make a sign:FREE LA-LAS"

 :o :o :o
"And whose gonna pay for the La-las!?"

"The next invisible person who comes in....."  ;D
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Re: The MWC Bar/Red Barren Bar
« Reply #123792 on: November 05, 2018, 05:04:29 PM »
Another day to burn through? We'll see?
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Re: The MWC Bar/Red Barren Bar
« Reply #123793 on: November 05, 2018, 06:40:57 PM »
"Give me a La-la with a Gin-la for a chaser!"

"What's wrong jt?" ???

"Nothin..." :(

"Come on jt tell me....."

"Nope..."

"Why is that!?" ???

"Too many invisible people
in the bar...Besides 
the Red Barren Bar walls are
paper thin.   ---tellin you
would be like puttin it
in the newspaper. " 8)

jt downs the La-la.

"Come on jt I won't tell...."

"Did MWC get a tanning room!?"

 :o :o :o

Did I say that!" ;D

« Last Edit: November 06, 2018, 08:34:49 AM by JanTetstone »

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Re: The MWC Bar/Red Barren Bar
« Reply #123794 on: November 06, 2018, 09:49:50 AM »
Many years ago MWC used to have an Opium Den, (never all that popular, but it was there in the lower levels started by someone who finally got banned), so a tanning room shouldn't be a problem.
My website is currently having a holiday, but will return like the $6,000,000 man.  Bigger, stronger, etc.

In the meantime, why not take pity on a starving author and visit my book sales page at http://stores.lulu.com/gyppo1