Stupid question, stupid answer game

[Cathy C]

Wow, I just wrote that whole reply spelling 'steak' wrong.     Next question:  Why does Samhain stay up embarrasing self on the internet when she could be making up lost sleep???

Why do any of us Samhain?

And anyway, who needs sleep? Look in on the MWC bar - you'll see you're not the only one embarrasing yourself.

[nassj]

Chicken fried stake is stake that's cooked the same way you would cook fried chicken. 'Chicken fried' discribes the method, not the meat.

(Or an idiot came up with the recipe.  I can't really say, as I've never had chicken fried stake.  Why would you want to fry stake??   )

I thought the chickens fried it, little chef chics with hats on.

[PaulW]

I thought the chickens fried it, little chef chics with hats on.

LOL now THAT would work for me! Fair enough if that's the case

[bandicootgirl]

Why are we are who we are?

[Astra]

Because we're not yet who we'll be.

[PaulW]

Why are we are who we are?

because if we were someone else our clothes might not fit and we'd scare ourselves when we looked in the mirror.

[Astra]

Q: What's the best way to pluck a duck?

[PaulW]

I really hope that 'pluck' is a typo! grrrrrrrrrr.....

 

[nassj]

I really hope that 'pluck' is a typo! grrrrrrrrrr.....

 

LOL

[N.Mott]

Q: What's the best way to pluck a duck?

A: Blow Torch. 

[N.Mott]

If animals are colour blind why are tomatoes red?

[PaulW]

There you go Naomi, the makings of another children's story.

Jilly and the tree house gang in the duck torturing escapade.  (Or did Enid Blyton already use that title?)

[N.Mott]

There you go Naomi, the makings of another children's story.

Jilly and the tree house gang in the duck torturing escapade.  (Or did Enid Blyton already use that title?)

 

Probably one of the Brer Rabbit stories, Paul 

[nassj]

Why are Dobermen called Dobermen? Why not Doberdogs?

[glued]

Why are Dobermen called Dobermen? Why not Doberdogs?

we just wanted to insult them.