Stupid question, stupid answer game

[Stupot]

Why does one only notice the toilet roll has run out when he/she has already done the deed?

[PaulW]

Why does one only notice the toilet roll has run out when he/she has already done the deed?

Because you don't give a s**t beforehand?

[N.Mott]

LOL! Paul 

[Stupot]

Hehehe.  Nice

[N.Mott]

When it involves a foot and a ball why on earth do the Americans call it soccer?

[matsamu]

When it involves a foot and a ball why on earth do the Americans call it soccer?

Because the british play rugby without a mat that belongs on the floor infront of your door.

~Mats

[N.Mott]

Nothing to do with socks then?

[matsamu]

I wish...

[Samhain]

When it involves a foot and a ball why on earth do the Americans call it soccer?

Because we americans love nothing more than to confuse the hell out of our unsuspecting international victims.

[PaulW]

Ok, on the subject of American things that confuse me.

Why doesn't chicken fried steak have chicken in it somewhere?  (And no cheating and saying that chicken broth is used to make the gravy)

[N.Mott]

And no cheating and saying that chicken broth is used to make the gravy

- you mean like our eel pie, in 'Pie n' Mash'? 

And what the hell's in Frankfurters?

[PaulW]

- you mean like our eel pie, in 'Pie n' Mash'? 

And what the hell's in Frankfurters?

Hey less of the 'we' southerner - *we* do our pies the right way in Manchester where I'm from - a pig and a cow in each of em

And in Frankenfurter's, Hasn't that got Rocky Horror, Magenta, Riff-raff and co in it?

[Samhain]

Chicken fried stake is stake that's cooked the same way you would cook fried chicken. 'Chicken fried' discribes the method, not the meat.

(Or an idiot came up with the recipe.  I can't really say, as I've never had chicken fried stake.  Why would you want to fry stake??   )

[Samhain]

Wow, I just wrote that whole reply spelling 'steak' wrong.     Next question:  Why does Samhain stay up embarrasing self on the internet when she could be making up lost sleep???

[PaulW]

Chicken fried stake is stake that's cooked the same way you would cook fried chicken. 'Chicken fried' discribes the method, not the meat.

(Or an idiot came up with the recipe.  I can't really say, as I've never had chicken fried stake.  Why would you want to fry stake??   )

Well why not call it Elephant roasted beef then, just because we used to roast elephants that way! It's a silly notion! Or bacon fried steak for that matter when it doesn't have the crispy coating?

I reckon whoever thought up that one had been drinking WAY too much!