Stupid question, stupid answer game

[skellingtonguy]

uh, I dont know 

[DwWin]

why do most people have to get older than most animals?

Because nobody eats us!

[N.Mott]

When we eat stuff like welks, snails and oysters, then why don't we eat slugs?

[nassj]

Because everytime I go out to my garden to catch one, they are too fast and they get away.

[matsamu]

Why are my ears on the side of my head?

~Matsamu

[Cathy C]

Why are my ears on the side of my head?

so you can hang your glassess on them. 

[nassj]

Why are my ears on the side of my head?

~Matsamu

They are realy are arials for transmitting info up to the alians.

[N.Mott]

Why are my ears on the side of my head?

~Matsamu

It gives the midwife something to hold onto.

[Telcontar]

It gives the midwife something to hold onto.

So what ever happened to the 'Start Wife' or the 'End wife'?

[N.Mott]

So what ever happened to the 'Start Wife' or the 'End wife'?

Divorce comes between them.

[N.Mott]

Why is it "toy boy" but not "toy girl"?

[ruraldean]

Why is it "toy boy" but not "toy girl"?

Because every girl I've met says she has emotions and doesn't like to be played with.

On the other hand I'm a boy and I do like to be played wi... Oh, Ok.

[ruraldean]

Why are my ears on the side of my head?

~Matsamu

Because if they were on the front and back you'd have to find somewhere else to put your face.

[PaulW]

Why is it "toy boy" but not "toy girl"?

Girls are WAY too expensive to be regarded as toys!

[ruraldean]

When we eat stuff like welks, snails and oysters, then why don't we eat slugs?

Speak for yourself.