Stupid question, stupid answer game

[rakkie]

To get stupid anwers??

[nassj]

Why do I have to go to work? why doesn't money grow on trees?

[Samhain]

Why don't we make money out of leaves???  Then it would.

[bandicootgirl]

lol 

why do i have a face?

[Samhain]

So there's somewhere to put your nose.

[N.Mott]

why do i have a face?

Because you'd look pretty silly talking out of your a***



And, just to flog a dead horse:

Why is there such a thing as writers block?

Writers block is the pile of rejected mss blocking your path to the PC.

[Telcontar]

And, just to flog a dead horse:

And why would you want to do that?

Dave.

[Cathy C]

And, just to flog a dead horse:


And why would you want to do that?

Because if it were alive you might hurt it.

[N.Mott]

And, just to flog a dead horse:

ok I'll flog a dead duck, but Paul's not going to be happy about it. I may be forced to beat around the bush, but I'll not beat myself up about it, cos I'll know when I'm beat.

[PaulW]

ok I'll flog a dead duck, but Paul's not going to be happy about it. I may be forced to beat around the bush, but I'll not beat myself up about it, cos I'll know when I'm beat.

Don't care if you do flog a dead duck, it'd save him raiding my wallet and going to find ladies of negotiable virtue to do it! He's a dirty little duck - dead duck!

[nassj]

Have you got a favorite duck Paul? or do you love them all the same?

[PaulW]

Devil Duck - he whispers things in my ear. MUAHAHAHA

[N.Mott]

Devil Duck - he whispers things in my ear. MUAHAHAHA

Sure you've not misheard and he's just muttering about a buildup of ear wax?

[nassj]

LOL, I like Devil Duck too.

[bandicootgirl]

you guys are getting a little off topic. why not ask a stupid question?
i have one.

why do most people have to get older than most animals?