Stupid question, stupid answer game

[sleepycat]

What I'd like to know is what are the other 57 varieties?

A: Beans, beans in tomato sauce, beans not in tomato sauce, beans with slimy little sausages, beans without slimy little sausages, beans with spicy sauce, beans without spicy sauce....you get the idea.

Q What is the difference between a duck? (No, that's not a typo)

[nassj]

Feathers?

[Cathy C]

Q What is the difference between a duck? (No, that's not a typo

Something heavy hitting you on the head?

[DwWin]

How does the man who drives the snow plough get to work?

[N.Mott]

How does the man who drives the snow plough get to work?

He uses his snow tractor.
Or, if all else fails, his snow combine harvestor.

[PaulW]

How does the man who drives the snow plough get to work?

He ties the legs of 40 doves to little pieces of string, the poor little things are so cold they flap their wings to keep warm, clearing a path through the snow - when they reach the snow plow they are so knackered they just sit in the cab until it's time to take him home again! 

Poor liddle doves.

[N.Mott]

How does the man who drives the snow plough get to work?

Or he could just hitch up his dragon and use it to melt the snow - of course, then he wouldn't need the plough.

[CarrieSheppard]

Why does the elephant have four knees?

How many writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answers please!


Carrie

[sleepycat]

How many writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Lightbulb? Aren't we all still huddling in our garrets with only a candle for company? 

[N.Mott]

Why does the elephant have four knees?

Because it would look silly with 5

How many writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it never gets changed - the writer sends off a three chapter submission to the landlord about the need for light, and he returns it attached to a form rejection letter.

[bob414bob]

Q  Why do bee's hum

[N.Mott]

Q Why do bee's hum

Because they don't know the words (groan  )

[Telcontar]

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

[N.Mott]

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

The time it takes someone to turn off the light!

[Amie]

I was going to say that it must be "-c" (because it retreats as fast as the light advances)

My stupid question is:  why has the connection between my brain and mouth stopped working?

(oo, I was going to go into a concrete example of how I somehow seem to have invited a bunch of people over for dinner tonight when the absolute last thing I feel like is being face-to-face sociable -- no spurning meant to my internet friends here   -- but then it seemed all heavy and serious -- and oo, I've started rambling again, so I guess I better go down to the shops and start buying some food.  Why didn't my brain tell my mouth this morning, when she phoned up to make sure it was okay if they all came round, to say something like, "To be honest, I really don't feel like it".  Dumb brain.  Dumb mouth.)