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Offline skellingtonguy

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #60 on: November 03, 2006, 10:26:39 AM »
uh, I dont know  :-\
look up Jack Skellington at www.wikipedia.org

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #61 on: November 04, 2006, 02:52:18 AM »
why do most people have to get older than most animals?

Because nobody eats us!

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #62 on: November 04, 2006, 11:44:50 AM »
When we eat stuff like welks, snails and oysters, then why don't we eat slugs?

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #63 on: November 04, 2006, 11:48:17 AM »
Because everytime I go out to my garden to catch one, they are too fast and they get away. >:(

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #64 on: November 04, 2006, 12:32:43 PM »
Why are my ears on the side of my head?

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #65 on: November 04, 2006, 01:15:39 PM »
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Why are my ears on the side of my head?

so you can hang your glassess on them.  ;D
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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #66 on: November 04, 2006, 02:51:24 PM »
Why are my ears on the side of my head?

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They are realy are arials for transmitting info up to the alians.

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #67 on: November 04, 2006, 03:22:26 PM »
Why are my ears on the side of my head?

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It gives the midwife something to hold onto.

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #68 on: November 04, 2006, 03:29:05 PM »
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It gives the midwife something to hold onto.

So what ever happened to the 'Start Wife' or the 'End wife'?

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #69 on: November 04, 2006, 05:13:51 PM »
So what ever happened to the 'Start Wife' or the 'End wife'?

Divorce comes between them.

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #70 on: November 04, 2006, 05:16:07 PM »
Why is it "toy boy" but not "toy girl"?

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #71 on: November 05, 2006, 05:25:35 PM »
Why is it "toy boy" but not "toy girl"?

Because every girl I've met says she has emotions and doesn't like to be played with.

On the other hand I'm a boy and I do like to be played wi... Oh, Ok.
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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #72 on: November 05, 2006, 05:27:17 PM »
Why are my ears on the side of my head?

~Matsamu

Because if they were on the front and back you'd have to find somewhere else to put your face.
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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #73 on: November 05, 2006, 05:27:35 PM »
Why is it "toy boy" but not "toy girl"?

Girls are WAY too expensive to be regarded as toys!

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #74 on: November 05, 2006, 05:28:02 PM »
When we eat stuff like welks, snails and oysters, then why don't we eat slugs?

Speak for yourself.
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