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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #105 on: November 10, 2006, 09:08:17 AM »
Why are Dobermen called Dobermen? Why not Doberdogs?

Because they ARE men. From the planet Dober.


Why does Tom cruise?

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #106 on: November 10, 2006, 09:17:17 AM »
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Why does Tom cruise?

Because Jerry lets him.  ;)


Why do we measure the drop of the curtains when they are to be hung up?

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #107 on: November 10, 2006, 09:24:30 AM »

Why do we measure the drop of the curtains when they are to be hung up?

Archaic gallows term. As in how far the rope stretched when the hanged body dropped.  It was certainly curtains for the condemned!

Why does Orlando bloom?

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #108 on: November 10, 2006, 09:31:18 AM »
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Why does Orlando bloom?

Somebody watered him.



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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #109 on: November 10, 2006, 09:34:58 AM »
With Paul Newman and Robert Redford now having a combined age of 151,
what would they call a remake of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #110 on: November 10, 2006, 10:23:57 AM »
Butch Crumbly and the Stairlift Kid?


Why is Angelina jolie?
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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #111 on: November 10, 2006, 10:25:04 AM »
LOL ;D

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #112 on: November 10, 2006, 10:29:14 AM »
She just seen Brad's Pitt

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #113 on: November 10, 2006, 10:33:35 AM »
And WHAT is going on with my avatar?  (Just wanted to disprove all those callous 'armless' comments and now it appears I'm swinging a cat, according to Naomi M!)

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #114 on: November 10, 2006, 10:37:15 AM »
Why does Keanu reeve?

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #115 on: November 10, 2006, 10:46:18 AM »
Because he's up to his usual May tricks


What's in Stu's pot?

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #116 on: November 10, 2006, 10:58:43 AM »
A hairy cornflake?

What did Hugh grant?

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #117 on: November 10, 2006, 11:05:43 AM »
Because he was too much of a gentlemant to grunt

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #118 on: November 10, 2006, 02:09:04 PM »
Why does Noddy have Big Ears?

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Re: Stupid question, stupid answer game
« Reply #119 on: November 10, 2006, 04:28:21 PM »
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Why does Samhain stay up embarrasing self on the internet when she could be making up lost sleep???

Because making up sleep is no fun.  Real sleep is much better.

Why, oh why, would I rather play on MWC than write my book?