Stupid question, stupid answer game

[bandicootgirl]

why do I have hands?

[PaulW]

so you don't miss when you clap.

[nassj]

LOL

[PaulW]

Hey - if you want stupid - I'm your man!

[bandicootgirl]

haha  cool.
why don't you ask another stupid question, PaulW

[nassj]

Question - Why do dogs have tails?
Questiom - Why is there allways a good film on when I'm in bed?


Just want to see an answer.

[bandicootgirl]

answer: because they want to wag something
answer: I don't know 

[PaulW]

Why do dogs have tails?  To hang onto when they're pulling you on a skateboard.

Why is there allways a good film on when I'm in bed?  So people don't watch YOU on their secret cameras while you sleep.


Q: Why do Hyenas laugh?
Q: Why does milk go sour?

[nassj]

Hyenas laugh because the Devil duck/dragon told them a joke.
Milk goes sour because it doesn't like being in the fridge.


This is very stupid, but it is the best I can do.

[PaulW]

hehe yeah, enough for me - I'm gonna go out and work some eeeeeeviilllllll MUAHAHA cya later

[nassj]

Bye bye.

[go.dot]

Q: Why do Hyenas laugh?

Because they can't believe how ludicrous the giraffes look when dancing

Q: Why does milk go sour?

Because God designed it that way, it says so in the bible, only they mistranslated it and then the editor decided it wasn't central to the story, but honestly, it's true, have faith

[go.dot]

Q Why don't you switch off your television set and go do something less boring instead?

[nassj]

I've been trying but it won't let me.
Are you french go.dot? not a stupid question by the way, I am curious, and nosey.

[N.Mott]

Q: Why does milk go sour?

Tsk, don't you know that means there's a hob goblin in the house? It goes sour when they drink straight from the bottle.

 What I'd like to know is what are the other 57 varieties?