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Offline RosstheRoss

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Poem: My Stomach Does Backflips For Donald Trump
« on: October 28, 2014, 12:05:06 PM »
A light-hearted poem I cranked out before class. Enjoy!  :)

My Stomach Does Backflips For Donald Trump

I wonder why our stomachs
Do backflips
When we think about certain people,
But not others.

For instance:
Thereís this girl I like;
What a mix.

Sheíll jump on the bed
And grin like a kid.
Her neck is poised long,
Framed by deep oak-wood hair
Like a porcelain
Warrior queen.

She has eyes
Like soft tiger eyes
With a fire that says
ďTouch me without consent
And Iíll break your shins
Like spaghetti noodles.Ē

Iíll think about her,
And my stomach
Acts like an acrobat
Who enjoys his job
A little too much.

But what if I thought about someone else?
Like Donald Trump?
I donít get stomach backflips from him.

With the trained, double comb over
Bowl cut.
The craggy lines of stress Ė
All sixty years of them,
And the perpetual frown
Smack in the middle
Of a cherub face.

Sexy.

Yeah, I could understand
Why his stunningly young wife
Probably gets stomach flips too.

Offline heidi52

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Re: Poem: My Stomach Does Backflips For Donald Trump
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2014, 05:42:46 PM »
Fabulous. I am so jealous I didn't write S4 myself.  ;D

Welcome to the circle, btw.

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Re: Poem: My Stomach Does Backflips For Donald Trump
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2014, 08:10:42 PM »
I also like the tiger-eyes and the rest of verse 4, but my favourite is verse five.

Iíll think about her,
And my stomach
Acts like an acrobat
Who enjoys his job
A little too much.

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Offline RosstheRoss

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Re: Poem: My Stomach Does Backflips For Donald Trump
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2014, 08:31:37 PM »
I'm flattered! Thank you, both of you!  ::)

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Re: Poem: My Stomach Does Backflips For Donald Trump
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2015, 05:10:06 AM »
"Touch me without consent and I'll break your shins like spaghetti noodles." Haha, she sounds feisty.

I liked this. Very amusing read! :)
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