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Offline Mark H

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2015, 04:19:31 AM »
The serene feeling a man gets when his wife is out for the day and he knows he can leave the toilet seat up when he goes for a wee.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2015, 07:07:13 AM »
A heartbreaking singer of love songs, stuck in the rain under the rusting balcony - usually found in Italy.


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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2015, 07:19:57 AM »
A Scottish, mint-flavoured throat lozenge.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2015, 07:25:09 AM »
A stubborn bogey attached to nasal hairs

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2015, 08:57:39 AM »
Bustier from the "Fifty Shades of Grey" collection

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2015, 09:03:05 AM »
A man who does not believe that his own feet exist.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2015, 09:34:32 AM »
An Irish Prince.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2015, 09:37:02 AM »
A drunken stagger.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2015, 09:44:14 AM »
The act of cleaning one's ears with a power-washer. {Ed. note: For some, this would require an enema.}

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2015, 09:48:52 AM »
A person with an unhealthy/unwise attachment to the own anorak.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #25 on: February 28, 2015, 09:52:55 AM »
Someone who pulls down (or up) their clothing to expose a bare buttocks in public (also known as mooning someone).

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #26 on: February 28, 2015, 10:25:18 AM »
That terrifying moment when a lolly slips off the stick, jams in your throat, and can neither be swallowed or coughed back up.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #27 on: February 28, 2015, 10:28:54 AM »
An unmanned flying vehicle that carries uniforms into the battle zone.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #28 on: February 28, 2015, 10:33:21 AM »
A smutty nudge into the ribs, "You know what I mean?"

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #29 on: February 28, 2015, 10:35:20 AM »
An school-age artist who draws penises on graph paper.

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