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Offline Mark H

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #75 on: March 02, 2015, 05:29:09 AM »
An artificial sweetener made form the ground up bones of dead nuns.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #76 on: March 02, 2015, 05:49:20 AM »
A purely transient object or situation which exists solely for the purpose of 'going through'.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #77 on: March 02, 2015, 05:57:39 AM »
A hanky with a knot tied in one corner to remind you to get a life.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #78 on: March 02, 2015, 06:12:19 AM »
A grey form of pot roast, often served with overcooked cabbage and very soft carrots.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #79 on: March 02, 2015, 06:17:36 AM »
A university that caters solely for those who stammer.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #80 on: March 02, 2015, 07:01:15 AM »
A vehicle for trips to hell


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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #81 on: March 02, 2015, 07:02:24 AM »
The face one makes after using Listerine

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #82 on: March 02, 2015, 07:13:11 AM »
The trousers you intend to wear the next morning.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #83 on: March 02, 2015, 07:19:49 AM »
The slight hesitation of decision to open a door for, or not.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #84 on: March 02, 2015, 07:30:23 AM »
The act of wiping something sticky off the curtains before it dries.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #85 on: March 02, 2015, 07:38:58 AM »
A horse with an enormous belly where just about anything could be hidden.  IE, any horse.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #86 on: March 02, 2015, 07:43:13 AM »
A child about to speak.


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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #87 on: March 02, 2015, 11:10:57 AM »
A damn tax form


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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #88 on: March 02, 2015, 11:27:48 AM »
When you steal the wrong item.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #89 on: March 02, 2015, 11:49:10 AM »
A semi-opaque plastic sheet that causes confusion when you peer through it.

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