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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #30 on: February 28, 2015, 10:47:51 AM »
Any opinion which does not agree exactly with mine.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #31 on: February 28, 2015, 10:51:44 AM »
A dyslexic tobacconist

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #32 on: February 28, 2015, 10:58:34 AM »
A priest with necrophilia

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« Reply #33 on: February 28, 2015, 11:02:12 AM »
I apologize in advance for this one:

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #34 on: February 28, 2015, 11:28:19 AM »
Nonsensical chants used to hypnotize the masses.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #35 on: February 28, 2015, 11:31:04 AM »
Earmuffs made form cardboard.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #36 on: February 28, 2015, 12:22:02 PM »
A type of foul-smelling bacteria that flourishes in the damper folds and crevasses of a human body that rarely, if ever, see the light of day.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #37 on: February 28, 2015, 12:49:27 PM »
Idiotic young women whose only pleasure in life is to sit behind other cinema goers, talking drivel, giggling, and rustling food packets.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #38 on: February 28, 2015, 01:20:54 PM »
Our very own moderator's method of transportation



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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #39 on: February 28, 2015, 01:49:27 PM »
A small village in Derbyshire situated between Lower Pimple and Upper Pimple.

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« Reply #40 on: February 28, 2015, 04:28:31 PM »
A general from the Second Punic War.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #41 on: February 28, 2015, 04:41:58 PM »
Cutting a long list of things to do in half.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #42 on: February 28, 2015, 04:56:54 PM »
A special supermarket aisle and till dedicated to nuns only.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #43 on: February 28, 2015, 05:24:04 PM »
A type of verbal response often given by preoccupied husband to nagging wife.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #44 on: February 28, 2015, 05:34:53 PM »
A method of attaching the hand to a fixed object.

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