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Mark H
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February 28, 2015, 04:19:31 AM »
The serene feeling a man gets when his wife is out for the day and he knows he can leave the toilet seat up when he goes for a wee.
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Choose well
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February 28, 2015, 07:07:13 AM »
A heartbreaking singer of love songs, stuck in the rain under the rusting balcony - usually found in Italy.
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February 28, 2015, 07:19:57 AM »
A Scottish, mint-flavoured throat lozenge.
LODGER
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midnight candle
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February 28, 2015, 07:25:09 AM »
A stubborn bogey attached to nasal hairs
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February 28, 2015, 08:57:39 AM »
Bustier from the "Fifty Shades of Grey" collection
AGNOSTIC
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Mark H
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Reply #20 on:
February 28, 2015, 09:03:05 AM »
A man who does not believe that his own feet exist.
PRANCE
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Gyppo
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February 28, 2015, 09:34:32 AM »
An Irish Prince.
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Vogel
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Reply #22 on:
February 28, 2015, 09:37:02 AM »
A drunken stagger.
BRAINWASH
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Don
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Murder & mayhem for fun and profit.
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Reply #23 on:
February 28, 2015, 09:44:14 AM »
The act of cleaning one's ears with a power-washer. {Ed. note: For some, this would require an enema.}
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February 28, 2015, 09:48:52 AM »
A person with an unhealthy/unwise attachment to the own anorak.
GIBBOUS
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Vogel
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February 28, 2015, 09:52:55 AM »
Someone who pulls down (or up) their clothing to expose a bare buttocks in public (also known as mooning someone).
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Gyppo
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Reply #26 on:
February 28, 2015, 10:25:18 AM »
That terrifying moment when a lolly slips off the stick, jams in your throat, and can neither be swallowed or coughed back up.
WARDROBE
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Mark H
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February 28, 2015, 10:28:54 AM »
An unmanned flying vehicle that carries uniforms into the battle zone.
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Gyppo
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Reply #28 on:
February 28, 2015, 10:33:21 AM »
A smutty nudge into the ribs, "You know what I mean?"
PORNOGRAPHER
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Vogel
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February 28, 2015, 10:35:20 AM »
An school-age artist who draws penises on graph paper.
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