Author Topic: Define a llama! (Read 201356 times)

Mark H · « **Reply #15 on:** February 28, 2015, 04:19:31 AM »

The serene feeling a man gets when his wife is out for the day and he knows he can leave the toilet seat up when he goes for a wee.

CHORTLE

Spell Chick · « **Reply #16 on:** February 28, 2015, 07:07:13 AM »

A heartbreaking singer of love songs, stuck in the rain under the rusting balcony - usually found in Italy.

MERRIMENT

Mark H · « **Reply #17 on:** February 28, 2015, 07:19:57 AM »

A Scottish, mint-flavoured throat lozenge.

LODGER

midnight candle · « **Reply #18 on:** February 28, 2015, 07:25:09 AM »

A stubborn bogey attached to nasal hairs

BODGE

heidi52 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 28, 2015, 08:57:39 AM »

Bustier from the "Fifty Shades of Grey" collection

AGNOSTIC

Mark H · « **Reply #20 on:** February 28, 2015, 09:03:05 AM »

A man who does not believe that his own feet exist.

PRANCE

Gyppo · « **Reply #21 on:** February 28, 2015, 09:34:32 AM »

An Irish Prince.

LOCOMOTION

Vogel · « **Reply #22 on:** February 28, 2015, 09:37:02 AM »

A drunken stagger.

BRAINWASH

Don · « **Reply #23 on:** February 28, 2015, 09:44:14 AM »

The act of cleaning one's ears with a power-washer. {Ed. note: For some, this would require an enema.}

ANOREXIC

Gyppo · « **Reply #24 on:** February 28, 2015, 09:48:52 AM »

A person with an unhealthy/unwise attachment to the own anorak.

GIBBOUS

Vogel · « **Reply #25 on:** February 28, 2015, 09:52:55 AM »

Someone who pulls down (or up) their clothing to expose a bare buttocks in public (also known as mooning someone).

LOLLYGAG

Gyppo · « **Reply #26 on:** February 28, 2015, 10:25:18 AM »

That terrifying moment when a lolly slips off the stick, jams in your throat, and can neither be swallowed or coughed back up.

WARDROBE

Mark H · « **Reply #27 on:** February 28, 2015, 10:28:54 AM »

An unmanned flying vehicle that carries uniforms into the battle zone.

SMUDGE

Gyppo · « **Reply #28 on:** February 28, 2015, 10:33:21 AM »

A smutty nudge into the ribs, "You know what I mean?"

PORNOGRAPHER

Vogel · « **Reply #29 on:** February 28, 2015, 10:35:20 AM »

An school-age artist who draws penises on graph paper.

FATUOUS