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Define a llama!
« on: February 27, 2015, 11:33:24 AM »
Here's a little word-game.  Come up with a concise and preferably funny definition of the word set by the poster before you. 

I'm thinking along the lines of Johnson on oats ("A grain which in England is generally given to horses but in Scotland supports the people") and Anonymous (at least to me) on horses ("An animal which is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle").

Will someone start us off with a definition of

LLAMA

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2015, 12:03:28 PM »
LLAMA

An animal best kept out of spitting distance.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2015, 12:20:11 PM »
PORCUPINE

A movable pincushion.


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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2015, 03:30:15 PM »
SPAGHETTI

A sexual encounter that is best forgotten.

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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2015, 04:16:25 PM »
VERISIMILITUDE

Almost but not quite.

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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2015, 04:18:29 PM »
EXTRATERRESTRIAL

One who phones home using children's toys.


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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2015, 04:22:25 PM »
HAMMER

The act of killing anyone who abstains form eating pork by bludgeoning them with a bacon sandwich.

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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2015, 04:36:32 PM »
CAPABILITY

How easy it is to affix a silly hat onto an animals head for the purpose of making cute YouTube vidoes.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2015, 04:43:41 PM »
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The sound a man makes when he dangles his balls in a dish of chilled soy sauce.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2015, 05:07:44 PM »
TRIUMPH

A sexual act involving three people (also referred to as a threesome) in which all participants succeed at reaching their climax at the exact same time, simultaneously uttering the sound: "Umph."

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« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2015, 07:44:35 PM »
The nickname the folk in a small German town have for their camera-happy Burgermeister.

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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2015, 03:14:10 AM »
A spoiler for a how-dunnit crime novel in which someone has their head caved in with a tin of baked beans swung in a sock.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2015, 04:01:09 AM »
A giant Irish deer.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2015, 04:03:58 AM »
A threesome consisting of a man, a woman, and a kitten.

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Re: Define a llama!
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2015, 04:14:26 AM »
A purple boudoir.

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