£100 for handwriting a letter of protest

[sallyj]

If you'd like a break from the keyboard, pick up your pen and writing pad and have a go at this:
http://sallyjenkins.wordpress.com/2014/10/21/the-letters-page/

[JewelAS53]

Ahh, I might have been tempted.

But alas, we do not have an operational postal service, and it'll cost a bomb to get anything couriered to UK.