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A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
« on: October 16, 2006, 02:35:16 PM »
Euphemisms

ĎIím afraid Iím Uncle Billí
(Iím not well, Iím feeling ill)
ĎIím a little Uncle Dickí
(Pass the bucket, I feel sick)
ĎVisiting my Uncle Nedí
(Day off work to stay in bed)
ĎHappy to see Uncle Paulí
(Iím not dying after all!)
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Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2006, 02:49:06 PM »
Lol! Lorraine,  :D

This would make a good game at the coffee shop.

- Naomi

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Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2006, 07:47:09 PM »
Lorraine,

ĎIím afraid Iím Uncle Billí


Uh, uh.† Uncle Bill's already taken.† You'll have to be somebody else.

Uncle Bill
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Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2006, 08:18:01 PM »
Haha, get well soon Bill.

How about
I'm rather Aunty Heather
(under the weather)

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Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2006, 03:49:59 AM »
Just realised you are using the JCC quote as your tagline Stupot - nice one.  Don't know if you've heard him read his poetry but he has perfected a wonderfully monotone Salford drone.

Apologies to the real Uncle Bill - and to any other real Uncles out there.   ;)
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Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2006, 07:20:56 AM »
Apologies to those concerned, but couldn't resist:

It's Aunty Astra and Uncle Stu,
(Just popped in to use the loo.)


- Naomi  ;D

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Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2006, 07:36:31 AM »
Yet more apologies...

Mrs Mott, or Naomi
(Sitting down to have a pee)

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Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2006, 07:40:26 AM »
Saying hello to Aunty Norma
(feeling the effects of dodgy Korma)

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Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2006, 07:48:02 AM »
Saying hello to Aunty Norma
(feeling the effects of dodgy Korma)


LOL!!!  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2006, 08:11:54 AM »

I applaud your attempts to make me rhyme
Tho' I don't know where you find the time.
If it was left up to me
I wouldn't get beyond a P.


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(ps, Stu am I going to be the butt of all your jokes ( ::) ;D)

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Re: A Bit of Silliness - inspired by Stupot's Bad Guts poem
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2006, 01:50:58 PM »
Hi Lorraine, nice one there. The others have proved it can be a nice game. C'mon, move it to the coffee shop. Everyone is turning poetic...Lorraine, you seem to bring out the best in us.  ;D

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« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2006, 02:30:32 PM »
Cheers Sugy.  This poetry stuff is new to me too but I'm having fun with it.

Will try to think up something specially for the Coffee Shop.  :)
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