The Humorize Reality Game

[WordBird]

I'm envisioning something like the Corrupt a Wish thread, only this would be something like Humorize Reality thread. Instead of posting a wish or fantasy, one would post something about reality for the next person to make fun of.

An example from one member:

Reality:  Our democracy is a free election.

Humor:  That means one billionaire doesn't have to fix it to win.

So let's get started:

Reality:  Most college students cheat by copying and pasting their reports.

[herron]

I'm envisioning something like the Corrupt a Wish thread, only this would be something like Humorize Reality thread. Instead of posting a wish or fantasy, one would post something about reality for the next person to make fun of.

An example from one member (aka Sweet Cheeks):

Reality:  Our democracy is a free election.

Humor:  That means one billionaire doesn't have to fix it to win.

So let's get started:

Reality:  Most college students cheat by copying and pasting their reports.

Reality:  Most college students cheat by copying and pasting their reports.

Humor: How that helps I don't know, because that's how everything got on the Internet to begin with.

Reality: The NRA vigorously supports the Second Amendment to the US Constitution (the right to bear arms).    [sweet cheeks?]

[Mark H]

Reality: The NRA vigorously supports the Second Amendment to the US Constitution (the right to bear arms).

Humour: The Newark Risqué Association insists on the right to bear arms (preferable hairy and tattooed) and bear lags and indeed bear bottoms (AKA sweet cheeks), while the members of the National Roughage Association have a very regular constitution.

Reality: The Bishops of the Church of England sit in the upper house and have power over a mainly secular nation.

[WordBird]

Well they say it is best to soar with the eagles than fly with the turkeys.



Why do fat people always drive little cars?

[herron]

Reality: Why do fat people always drive little cars?

Humor: Did you ever stop to think maybe the cars only look little when they're in them?


Reality: Creationists insist the Bible is literally true.

[Spell Chick]

Creationists insist the Bible is literally true.

Humor: There has been a rise in the smiting of sinners and all of a sudden those bishops sitting in the upper house have been thrown into the basement where they are forced to shovel coal. Also, the bible with the miscopied "Thou shalt commit adultery" has become a best seller as all these cheaters can point to the Good Book and say, "It says so right there."


Reality: I'm not a very good driver.

[WordBird]

Reality: I'm not a very good driver.

Humor: That's ok because neither are the other 6 million people on the roads, which makes all driving seem good.



Reality: My belly button stuck to the marble vanity sink whilst putting on makeup. It made a suction-cup noise when I pulled away......I think my car is looking smaller.