1. "pssst girls, did you know he eats roots and leaves!!"
2. It's true honest! Go down the hole and you end up inside John Malkovich.
3. I don't care how big he is ... no-one puts Baby in the hole.
4. "Do you swear to tell the truth, the hole truth...?"
5. "I dig it, man. I really dig it."
6. "Who pooped in the burrow?"
7. Quick - let's prank Big Bob. Pack some dirt in here, we're gonna narrow the door.
8. Are you still waiting for Arne Saknussemm?
9. Hey ... Weren't you a Tunnel Rat in 'Nam? After you ...!
10. READY, AIM . . . THROW THE SNOWBALLS.
11. "Everyone needs to keep an eye out for Bill Murray..."
12. Are you sure you buried nuts here?
13. Claustrophobic? No shit, me too.
Edit - Sorry about the mix up I had folks - fixed now!