I was thinking about the 'verbing' of nouns, like Google. Then the way some words get mangled and become 'family' words which sound wrong to outsiders.
I remember my Gran asking the girl next door if her Mum, who had been rough for a weeks, was feeling any better.
"Oh no, we got the doctor out because she's much worserer."
Dear Wendy was full of things like that. But she bounced in like a puppy with two tails when her Mum got 'betterer', then 'more betterer', and finally 'really wellified'. I tried not to smile at the thought of her mum turning into a rubber boot.
So lets see if we can deliberately create some wrong words, with meanings.
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Zombier: Noun: One who either through occult means, genetic manipulation, or literary imagination, creates zombies. Example: Joe Myndhart, on this circle, is a prolific zombier.
Adjective: Becoming, or to become, more zombie-like. Example : After five days without sleep or food Fred felt he was totally zombified, but by the seventh day, with hypoglycaemia adding to his problems he felt noticeably more zombier.
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Over to you lot.
Gyppo