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Death before.... the T-shirt, backpatch, or tattoo game.
« on: January 22, 2012, 05:45:36 PM »
You've all seen tattoos, T-shirts, or biker backpatches saying things like 'Death before Dishonour', or 'Death before Employment.'.

So here's the game.  Not only do you need to make up a snappy three word saying, with allowance for four if really necessary, you also have to tell us what kind of person would - or should - wear that message.

For example, a person full of crap should wear 'Death before Defecation'.

A writer convinced that every single 'inspired' word which drips from their pen is perfect and inviolable could wear 'Death before Editing'.

Okay, dig in and have fun.

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Re: Death before.... the T-shirt, backpatch, or tattoo game.
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2012, 05:50:08 PM »
For the woman with a three pick axe handle butt who thinks she is body perfection: Death Before Dieting.
I'm A Binge Thinker: Do It A Lot Somedays, Then Not Much At All.

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Re: Death before.... the T-shirt, backpatch, or tattoo game.
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2012, 05:57:54 PM »
Confirmed no babies for me woman:

                       Death before Childbirth

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Re: Death before.... the T-shirt, backpatch, or tattoo game.
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2012, 06:19:32 PM »
Someone like me:

Death before syrup.
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Re: Death before.... the T-shirt, backpatch, or tattoo game.
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2012, 06:45:07 PM »
Comb-over guy

Death before Baldness

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Re: Death before.... the T-shirt, backpatch, or tattoo game.
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2012, 01:45:20 AM »
<----- Death before Broccoli  :D
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Re: Death before.... the T-shirt, backpatch, or tattoo game.
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2012, 04:11:17 AM »
as a firm believer that humans are omnivores and that radical vegetarianism and even worse veganism is bad for you...............


"Death before Uncheese"


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Re: Death before.... the T-shirt, backpatch, or tattoo game.
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2012, 04:16:24 AM »
For the confirmed dancer -

Death before arthritis

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Re: Death before.... the T-shirt, backpatch, or tattoo game.
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2012, 04:23:08 AM »
For pretty much everybody:

Death before Burial
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Re: Death before.... the T-shirt, backpatch, or tattoo game.
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2012, 11:53:02 AM »
For the excommunicated

Death before Last Rites

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Re: Death before.... the T-shirt, backpatch, or tattoo game.
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2012, 12:18:30 PM »
For a party lover,

Death before Disco

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Re: Death before.... the T-shirt, backpatch, or tattoo game.
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2012, 03:25:43 PM »
For the terminally unlucky.

Death (just) before climax.
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Re: Death before.... the T-shirt, backpatch, or tattoo game.
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2012, 05:56:53 PM »
Death before Napkins

I don't feel the need to explain that one.
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Re: Death before.... the T-shirt, backpatch, or tattoo game.
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2012, 03:28:15 PM »
Death before Diapers

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Re: Death before.... the T-shirt, backpatch, or tattoo game.
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2012, 08:38:58 PM »
Death before Banjos
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