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Offline Mastafrank

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Fun Fun Fun
« on: November 22, 2011, 01:45:05 PM »
PEOPLE. NO CHEATING. THIS IS HYSTERICAL!!!!
Pick the month you were born
Jan - I ate
Feb - I banged
Mar - I ran naked with
... ... April - I smoked with
May - I ran shirtless with
June - I beat
July - I cuddled with
Aug - I needed
Sept - I shot
Oct - I shanked
Nov - I stabbed
Dec - I slept with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - homer
04 - A homo
05 - a condom
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a Blocked star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - some crack heads
15 - an easter egg
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a horse
20 - a homeless guy
21 - a drink
22 - my best friend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boy friend
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - your grandma
31 - a mop
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other -because I have double D' s
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me
Gold- because the people in my head were banging
Tan- because I'm a soldier boy/girl
dont forget to share your results below.....


I shot a homless guy because I'm a pimp... ;D ;D ;D

Offline Jazmin

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Re: Fun Fun Fun
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2011, 03:51:23 PM »
Ahh...

I beat a drink, because I'm sexy like that.

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Offline BrambleRGray

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Re: Fun Fun Fun
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2011, 05:51:06 PM »
I shrank a golf ball because I love to snort cocaine

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Re: Fun Fun Fun
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2011, 05:57:39 PM »
I shot a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy like that.

Offline 510bhan

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Re: Fun Fun Fun
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2011, 06:58:51 PM »
I cuddled with the cookie monster because I'm sexy like that.
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