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4. Bad people make good lawyers.
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5. Lawyers may be needed soon.
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Blondesplosion! ~Deb

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6. Soon may not be soon enough.
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7. Enough of this foolishness. ;D
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

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8. Foolishness is the hobgoblin of merlot-crazed minds.
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9. Minds are a terrible thing to taste.  :P
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

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10. Taste is subjective, unlike beauty.
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11. Beauty is an inner quality.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

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12. Quality of life issues are something we all face.
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13. Face plants can put one's nose out of joint.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

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14. Joint replacement is painful.
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15. Painful is looking at your paycheck and seeing how much Uncle Sam takes in taxes.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

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16. Taxes are unconstitutional, or ought to be.
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17. Be nice to your mother.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

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18. Mother said there'd be days like this.
I have a motto: when in doubt, go for the cheap laugh.