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1. Ma likes rum.

Ma was found floating in a vat of Bacardi this morning and was rushed to the nearest Coke bottling plant.

I have a motto: when in doubt, go for the cheap laugh.

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3. Don was checking out the long legs on Margo.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

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4. The girl had gams worthy of a Rod Stewart song.
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5. Sio has the hots for Rugby players.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

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Ready for the final game?   Mixed Doubles

A: Tell /show 8 posts each
B: 22 conjoining words


1tell
2show
tell
show
tell
show


15 tell
16 show

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6. Northern Ireland has outlawed Rugby after an unknown naked woman ran onto the field, injuring two officials and several players.
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7.  Don and Deb are having fun.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

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6. Northern Ireland has outlawed Rugby after an unknown naked woman ran onto the field, injuring two officials and several players.
Don! :o

I hope that's not aimed at the judge here this morning! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Moi?

8. Don got tired of beating his head against the wall and decided to beat Deb's head against the wall instead.

I guess it's 8 posts each, Deb.
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1 = Deb 1st post tell
2= Don  1st post show
3= Deb 2nd post tell
4 = Don 2nd post show

8 each

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9. Deb is blonde to the bone.    (Sorry you two, my mistake. It's the Gnarly Head and straw.)
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

A child’s life is like a piece of paper on which every passerby leaves a mark. -Chinese proverb

Blondesplosion! ~Deb

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I am more helpful than Ma -- catches everyone out! ;D ;D ;D ;D

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10. I know he jumped off the building on the five o'clock news, but can you believe that he actually did it again on the eleven o'clock news?
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11. Don didn't jump far.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

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12. A warrant has been issued for the arrest of a Connecticut man after he failed to appear in Federal Court to answer gun smuggling charges. Police believe he is still in the area.
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